Smooth Operator

You can and you have, but how do you know how big your fatha is, were you abused as a child? Is it still abuse if you didn't mind? Bumming at bathtime was it?

BIG FAT MASSIVE CHIP ON YOUR SHOULDER!!! Brush your shoulders off homeboy or go and chill out and listen to some James Blunt you daft cunt.

You can and you have, but how do you know how big your fatha is, were you abused as a child?

Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. She loves me cos I fuck her up the arse, but then again I get the impression she'd let any fucka in hence your creation. Alarmed that the thought of your mother getting fucked up the arse doesn't seem to repulse you? Not really the easily offended type. What about your nana taking a big black one up the ringer, does that repulse you? Never knew my nana tbh, but I've just showered the shit off my knob from doing yours up the wrong un'

Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse. As long as she loves you I don't see the problem. Your mother doesn't love me but lets me fuck her up the arse anyway. She loves me cos I fuck her up the arse, but then again I get the impression she'd let any fucka in hence your creation. Alarmed that the thought of your mother getting fucked up the arse doesn't seem to repulse you?

Was on my way back from the skip up at Percy Main and was driving back through Howdon when a car reverses in to the road from a line of parked cars on the other side to me, I stop to let the bloke out and then he jumps the red lights and puts his hazards on as he does it for some reason? Anyway i stop at the red lights and look back to see some bloke come out the bookies and realising his motors gone goes spare. So the lights change to green and I go to see if I can spot the bloke in the stolen motor. Cue 3 police cars flying past me literally could only have been 2 minutes since the bloke could've reported the car stolen. Look round and they are chasing this fucka up towards the coast road! Was suitably impressed by the speed at which the busies were on the scene! And there was no way this bloke was gonna get away in a Hyundai, fancy nicking one of them, he could've gone all out and gone for a Merc or something!

Your mother loves me, especially when I give her it up the arse.

Either you've seen to much or not enough - extremes always do that to people's senses. Is yours yellow ?? Nope but then again I'm not SMO and I get to use my cock in more than online stories It's rag week man! The old crimson tide has flooded the garage if you know what I mean. Normal service has been reserved now.

Is anyone else's a bit yellow in colour if you've not blown your load for a week or so?

Is this the one Peasepud did for that escort agency? To busy getting a blowie under the desk as payment to concentrate on getting it right!

Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! I bet mine is better. Yes, me, with my stained yellow teeth As if you've ever smelt a dirty fanny yet let alone got into one!

Dida's in Meenzers club isn't he? Were those rumours ever confirmed? Would make a lot of sense.

Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass! Divnt bring me into it! Well I can't count on Wacky for a serious answer, but I see the pickle you'd put yourself in if you were to comment!

Very good for one so inbred, Peasepud will vouch for wor lass being a piece of ass!

So I was thinking of giving her the Flora treatment, followed by a cock sandwich. Anyone got any good ideas of what else could make up the menu?

A classic example of marketing and trendy-ism bullshit. As if Scotsmen wouldn't wear anything under their kilt! Can you imagine a true Highlander (I would say tchuchter, but I can't spell it!! ) not wearing owt under his kilt ??? Fuck you you old bastard, the groom was a jock and wanted us to wear them too, for the record he went commando under his kilt too.

Kilts are class, I wore one to a wedding once, nowt on underneath. You have to be careful though cos I was on the top table and those sitting on the other tables could see me with my legs splayed, cock wafting about freely. Nowt to worry about mind such is the length of the beast, although a few young kids got a shock but serves them right for crawling underneath tables!

I was Durham Trickster in the aftermath of the Bizarre thread.

I was thinking to make this place more friendly to new users I could pm all of them a cock pic within 24 hours of them joining. Y'all agree? I'll need admin status to identify new members mind so see to it Craig. A cock pic via pm will be your reward!

The other thing stopping me getting them is a mate of mine got a pair and we renamed them benders brogues, basically cos he dared to wear something different, so it would look hugely hypocritical to get them now. Stick to Rocports!

Anyone wear them, you know the shoes with the fancy pattern on the front around the toe bit of the shoe, a good pair can cost £100 +. Looking for a new pair of shoes and these look decent of the shelves but can never imagine myself wearing a pair as I've always associated them with old men. But they seem to be in fashion more and more nowadays, almost too in fashion though like those daft haircuts I imagine J69 to have.

Fucking adults going on about Wallace & Gromitt ffs, as bad as J69 and his wrestling tbh.

Fucking get in there!!!

Is there any need for threads like this on here!! Wallace and Fucking Gromitt ffs!! Get a grip man.