Smooth Operator

Aye, fucking riveting viewing. I know you prefer your cocks rock hard but it's never gonna get shown on ITV man! This is on ITV2+1 btw Meenzer so if your quick you can get yourself off!

For retaliating basically, that's all I'll say.

What a sack of shite, more in it for the likes of Meenzer that any hetro males looking to blow their beans. Close ups of blokes arses and a few shots of flacid cocks!

He needs to grow some balls and get a grip as well imo. Oh the gunner babes are soooooo good, ffs man. Big Czech puff, was probably sucking Rosicky off at half-time.

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That's fucking outragous! Aye even more so if you knew what it was for! Should I be cancelling my regular trips to Las Vegas? Depends what you've got on your record, I still got in like!

Aye brush your teeth after every meal you lazy fuck! Fuck off ffs. No you fuck off yellow gnashers!

That's fucking outragous! Aye even more so if you knew what it was for!

Aye brush your teeth after every meal you lazy fuck!

They know everything man, when I went to New York they knew I had had a caution when I was 14 ffs!

Seriously man. I have no idea who they all are, but going by names alone, Boris probably won because he was the closest they could find to a "common person". If a politics loving batty boy like yourself doesn't know who these people are what chance have any of us normal people got?!

Aye like canoeing down the Amazon I'd imagine.

There's a belta 2 page poster of her in her smalls in the star today, will be tuning in now, wor lass will be tucked up in bed by 10 bells too. She was on the Chris Moyles show this morning and he's seen the first 2 episodes and was raving abuot how mint she looked in the nearly naked scenes.

Ask James Blunt, he's had his done, he's probably written a song about it. Fucking teeth whitening, you fucking woman!

Just as well she had a C-Section! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7015841.stm

She's definitely got the dads eyes tbh. Nah, the dad's definately got Maddie's eyes In a jar on their mantelpiece if you ask me!

Couldn't hit a bastard barn door!

Elton bought it off Glitter when he was trying to raise his bail money apparently!

Warm the bench will be enough for me like.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. Did your dad have many affairs? Does your mother know about these? Worst come back ever - fact!

He's probably been on the lookout for an infamous SMO cock pic, just ask son it's ok, PM me your phone number and I'll get to work on getting a long one on in the meantime.

Is it on tv?

Bet he's not even your fatha tbh.

He did it to finance trips to Jersey to shag your mam. And your dad!

The little shit has been having a gander at mine as well!