Smooth Operator

You're right he's not, he's very odd.

Christ get your stories right lads! Did anyone see that "Falling man" thing about a bloke that jumped from the top of the World trade centre and they were trying to identify him? This is gonna end up like that if anymore variations of what happened to this daft bastard appear on here. I was in the north west corner of the leazes and didn't see a thing. Probably cos of my restricted fucking view!

As if you'd ever grow the balls to be able to go through with that my spineless paranormal paramedic friend.

He's taking his first steps onto the ladder of homosexuality by the sounds of it. He's all over Meenzers profile 24/7.

Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula? Nah, she took me for French, I'd never have ended up giving a shit about German if I'd had her for that too. Blame Mrs. Murphy in all her adulterous, alcoholic glory. There's nothing French about you my friend, horribly English with a smack of Germanic efficiency thrown in.

Mrs Cram aka Nanny off Count Duckula?

nice one! how much did u win? Had 2 quid on @ 50/1 so £100. nice, what's your hot tip for tomoz then? Aye Arsenal reserves 5 - 0 Toon first goal - trialist!

Piss off man you big fanny. Went with wor lass a few weeks ago and can honestly say if it wasn't for Keira Knightly showing a bit of flesh then I would have walked out and left wor lass to walk home. A lad sitting in front of me on a double date summed it up superbly when the credits rolled turning to his date saying, "Fuck me it's Friday night, I've just wasted 12 quid on that shower of shit, you better have your bj lips on!" IMHO you want fucked for going to the pictures to see it...Hen Pecked or what? Just cos you never take your lass out of Byker ffs. Have to take her out every now and again to keep up the pretence. On a serious note though the ending to that film was absolutely crap imo.

nice one! how much did u win? Had 2 quid on @ 50/1 so £100.

Lay off the lazy fat bastard Aussie, he's just pocketed me 100 quid man!

Wasn't a patch on my celebration when Martins missed and the final whistle went like, had Viduka and 3-1! Fucking get in there!!!

Piss off man you big fanny. Went with wor lass a few weeks ago and can honestly say if it wasn't for Keira Knightly showing a bit of flesh then I would have walked out and left wor lass to walk home. A lad sitting in front of me on a double date summed it up superbly when the credits rolled turning to his date saying, "Fuck me it's Friday night, I've just wasted 12 quid on that shower of shit, you better have your bj lips on!"

Evidently as he's dead, you medical moron!

But what about your divorce man Craig, priorities!

Asleep my arse, you were bumming weren't you!

Too true, nearly applied a while back but when I saw the limitations on what they can do I thought it was an absolute waste of time and money. The sad fact is if these 2 bottlers had gone in and saved the poor lad they'd have probably have got into a lot of trouble from their superiors for acting when they shouldn't have. Who the fuck promotes a policy of doing nowt in situations like this? Fucking beauracratic morons. I'm not a trained dog handler for example but I wouldn't sit back and watch a kid being mauled to pieces by a dog.

Got the Second Coming on the CD player in the car at the mo, class. Love the first track when it kicks in after about 4 minutes of build-up.

Where at?

RIP, when you see those players who waste their talent throughout a career and take the things that come with being a professional footballer for granted it makes it even more tragic that this lad wasn't able to fulfill his undoubted potential.

It's like saying Oasis are better than the Stone Roses ffs!

I spent 2 hours a day on the net! Partly cos there's no work to do and partly cos I know I'm leaving soon so it wont matter anyway.

Jesus Christ, imagine if you'd just popped in for some pic'n'mix! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7005929.stm

Andy Johnson's just taken one of the worst pens I've ever seen, cleared the bar by about 10 feet!

I've conducted a straw poll via pm and got the following result on the above mentioned sexual activity: Jimbo: Been there done that loved it. Magma: Isn't allowed to play with his willy on any day ending in Y. Duckerdavies: Finds he smacks his chin when trying to get down to the sink in time for when he cums - see what I did there dickhead? Wacky Jnr: Can't reach the bastard sink!

Since when did Barry George play for Southampton? Is that the same Barry George that killed Jall Dildo?