Brock Manson

Another 3 pies.

Can't get enough of sweet potato done in the oven atm. Perfect with BBQ rub.

Abysmal manager. Will never understand his setting us up for a draw against Derby, one of the worst PL sides in history. He and Souness broke this club even before Ashley sat on it.

Wonder which set of supporters will next be graced with the man who should be managing in Madrid?

Perfect for stews, soups, casseroles etc. You don't really need a recipe either, just hoy whatever you want in. Use meats like shin of beef, shoulder of lamb/pork etc for extra-tender stuff.

Gross.

You're in a better position to comment on what's wrong with the man. Still, I'd prescribe a confiscation of his PC for a few months and to cut down on the bitter.

'On the verge' of another bid for a player then. He's fucking shite anyhow.

Christ, I hope not.

LBT is a wum and a cath. Leazes is a schizophrenic sociopath.

No. Referencing our uncrossable transfer line...it doesn't matter.

...Southampton in february. This year I want to go to Switzerland for a lad's holiday/Paleo Festival, then head to Dublin again.

We put the line in Dekoké.

Bit like Cisse then...

We won't sign anyone.

Pork shoulder served up with cabbage sauteed in cider, sauteed potatoes, honey roasted carrots and homemade apple sauce. 7.2% cider from my last trip through Shepton Mallet so I'll be a little sozzled by the time the roast is done.

Tarquin leaves his seat at 37 mins to head the queue for a cappucino and then at 83 minutes so he beats the rush.

I baked my lamb and date koftas today instead of the usual frying to see if it would taste drastically different. Turned out very nicely, and bugger all extra fat going in as I omitted the oil entirely. I've taken to making tzatziki (which goes with the above) and raita now with raw courgette instead of cucumber. Tastes a little less sharp and creamier when paired with greek yoghurt. Never really been a fan of cucumber so I think this will be a mainstay. Lucky devils attending the restaurant tomorrow will be getting the scratch-made lasagne I made to celebrate my pasta machine Christmas pressie.

Look how angry I made the mags, lads! They genuinely think they're better off fighting for 8th than we are biding our time at the foot of table haha. Deluded mags.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/hilarious-captain-thomas-vermaelen-got-the-arsenal-mascot-to-hide-spurs-crest-during-the-pre-game-pomp-vine/

Spurs fans respond to Walcott by pelting him and the stretcher-bearers with coins. Disgusting, regardless of Walcott acting a twit. No doubt it's because he was being given shite whilst down injured in their corner.

Cracking goal from Cazorla. Hope Spuds get humped, can't stand Sherwood's smarminess already.

It shouldn't be difficult to motivate a side for a cup tie regardless of opposition. Teams like Birmingham and fucking Wigan win this, yet we don't give two fucks. That's a strong line-up getting beaten at home to a bunch of no-hopers as well. At least we had a lovely run the first half of the season.

Venison sausages with baked sweet potato chips and red pepper. Bung it all in the oven with some of my BBQ rub sprinkled over.

St Ives Brewery Cornish golden lager. Lovely. From a small brewery near me dad.