Brock Manson

I can make some mean prawn fajitas.

Sadist!

Bad hair day. That's about it.

Audley Harrison? I'll fucking show you Audley Harrison...

I'm about to twat that ginger cunt behind me.

A Watford player rejecting the chance to join West Ham.

Pav will be given a new deal. It'll be like having a new player if you just close your eyes and pretend.

Spat on the keeper?

you better step the fuck off honky fore I bitchslap your white ass into the middle of next week fo'shizzle mofo Don't fucking call me Chimpbonda...Your mates in trouble for that already!!

Pearl Jam - Come Back

Album is quality. Listening to War Of The Worlds off it meself.

How did you manage that? I thought a man of your calibre would have fucked her, her twin sister and her mother by now, all at once This one isn't german tbh.

Hootie & The Blowfish - I Go Blind

I nicked your scarf and jacket you thieving scouse pikey, what are you gonna DO about it?

Agreed! Redknapp said the guy should have gone off!! (why's he a wanker all of a sudden?) Its fair enough when your beaten fair and square! But to be beaten by two bad decisions by a Ref and linesman (one offside and he bottled Chimbonda's red) it sticks in the the throat a bit!! Done fuck all about how Berbatov has been acting as well.

Not exactly the first time we've been fucked over by a referee.

Are we really only bringing 4 subs? Luque doesn't even make the bench??? And he doesn't go on loan to PSV for 1st team football?

No he hasn't.

Bowling For Soup - I'm Gay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP50VC6NU44

Like a white Will Smith.

How did you manage that?

Whilst playing for REAL MADRID. The premiership is more physically demanding and most foreign players take a year or two to adapt. We'll be buying a player who isn't getting any younger, was awful and disinterested in the World Cup and is on silly wages. He'll be another Kluivert, only more expensive. He has scored goals at a huge rate whilst playing for EVERY CLUB HE HAS EVER PLAYED FOR, tbh. If we can get Sibierski scoring then I have little doubt we would get Ronaldo doing the same. Certainly a better option than getting some youngster in on loan who has never really played at the top level. We just hump balls for Le Sib to nod in, Ronaldo isn't exactly renowned for his aerial prowess. As someone said, the only way I'd take him would be a loan with the option to buy if he's any good. Too big a risk otherwise, when we could spend 4.5 million on a defender.

Whilst playing for REAL MADRID. The premiership is more physically demanding and most foreign players take a year or two to adapt. We'll be buying a player who isn't getting any younger, was awful and disinterested in the World Cup and is on silly wages. He'll be another Kluivert, only more expensive.

Wages....bloody hell. He's a little too old to adapt to the premiership, not to mention unfit. Would be a silly signing.