Brock Manson

Hmm... Got chucked out of a night club, went to store to buy some booze, she got plastered and I tried to take advantage. Rowr.

Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood

Fuck me, you wonder why you get picked on - using words like that? Christ Oh sorry I'll translate for you: I reckon that banana beer will be fucking rank or be the fucking shiznit me old cuntflap. whats banana bread beer exactly? Basically they just brew the hops with bananas or something, and it has a slight nutty taste which I guess is the bread part. £3.75 per pint down Asda.

Fuck me, you wonder why you get picked on - using words like that? Christ Oh sorry I'll translate for you: I reckon that banana beer will be fucking rank or be the fucking shiznit me old cuntflap.

I always saw you as a trench coat mafia type like. I do own a trench coat actually.

Did anyone actually watch The Queen?

Just 5 random people from my school as it's full of cunts (sorry Cath).

Euphemism tbh.

I'm just about to do meself a fried egg with bacon. Cheesecake is foul.

I think your sig looks better there an arl.

http://www.gizoogle.com/ Basically translates websites into Snoop Dogg langauge. Just paste a url into it.

Fed this thread through gizoogle... http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...owtopic%3D11072

Why are we not so keen on releasing someone who doesn't even make the bench? It's reminiscent sending Milner to Villa for talks on deadline day then saying "Oh hang about Jimmy, we couldn't sign that fat aussie bastard, back you come son."

That's disgraceful.

Amy Studt - Under The Thumb

There's a fucking shock! Wasn't mine, someone elses' for a change. I was giving my sage advice.

You got fucking OWNED tbh.

Lass trouble tbh.

I've somehow managed to receive messages now. Thank fuck. Jesus I hate computers.

I don't know what's happened, but for some unknown reason my msn has changed the background to some weird greenish blue with a black kid and a white kid looking 'groovy', and no-one can see my display pic. All I see in the dp is a message saying i need to install a flash player. Now msn wont work at all, I try and talk in a convo and cant see any writing come up at all. What the fuck has happened, and how the fuck can I get it back to normal?

I'd like to see him in a toon shirt. Would be a good signing. Not too pricey either seeing as he's out of contract soon?

Wha??? Fulham dears.

Bought a bottle of "Banana Bread Beer" the other day, as well as a case of Miller. I'm imagining the former to be either utterly ghastly or delectable...

Class!

Clint Mansell - Lux Aeterna Best pre-match song ever. Any sport, fires the crowd up no end. Absolute brilliance.