Brock Manson

Did anyone read that interview in the Mail today with Diouf? What pretentious little turd he is. No. But just how did Diana die Brock? It was on the table so I read the sport section.

Did anyone read that interview in the Mail today with Diouf? What pretentious little turd he is.

A marvelous -2 start for my fantasy team. Should've put Doyle in then shouldn't you?

Last game of the season, Chelsea and Sunderland both tied on 83 points. Chelsea at home to Man City, myself away to Pompey. A win and I would've done it. Bastards scored first, then Elliot equalised and that's how it stayed, despite my guys absolutely murdering them. Johnson got player of the year, and scored the same number of league goals as Henry only for Henry to get the leading scorer award...not sure how that works. I have 10 million to spend. Whether to blow it all on Anderson from Porto or tap into Brazil again for a striker (I'm going to try and sell Kerlon, as he's gash). Hightlight of the season had to be Mackems 5 - 0 Liverpool.

Have a gander at me avatar. How much are you willing to part with Fish?

is she german brockbaby? He should be so lucky.

Does your dad know? His idea. She'll be there when I'm round his flat. At 3am. I don't think he's the type who could find a lass I'd wish to have an illicit affair with...his last one was a fatty ming ming.

I can guarantee that anyone who listens to "Thespian" by the Soup will like it. They're a grower, even I hated them when I first heard them.

Photoshopped tbh.

It's really raining. I was going to drive into Wokingham and get me skates sharpened but not in this weather. I'm meeting me dad's new lass tonight...at 3am.

A simple yes or no would suffice Meenz! Well, discombobulating the diametric hypothesis would serve to extrapolate the underlying ectoplasmic dodecahedron and frankly they're both shite. Door's over there you phillestine.

Still 1-1 and you voted yourself biyotch.

We shall see about that one won't we. Oh pish. Bowling For Soup - Thespian Their best song iyam.

You forget that people my age are shockingly biased in favour of their favourite group.

Am I the only one who can't make out what's happening in that pic?

Bowling For Soup - Belgium The acoustic version. There. I just topped it easily.

Bowling For Soup - Friday

Bowling For Soup - Get Happy

What about a nice tight rope? I was gonna suggest my hands, they'd fit perfectly round the little numpty's neck. It seems your lass is perfectly adept at keeping women in order.

Pwn3d!

Actually I think I've seen her. I'll vouch for the fish on this one...If it's the same lass I'm thinking of.

You'll be harping on about ice hockey, beards and germans next Mr Fish.

Cradle of Filth - Portrait Of A Dead Countess One of the instrumentals they do to break up an album a little. This one in particular is a full string orchestra which sounds EXCELLENT. Which is odd as I don't particularly enjoy classical music.