Brock Manson

Add a "on the telly" to the original rule.

Who gives a fuck about toonraider's son when I've just been sat here reading this???

I only talk about lasses tbh. What sort of weirdo talks to them? Gosh.

It isn't Christmas until the 'holiday's a-coming' coca-cola advert.

What's the time Mr Wolf? - DINNERTIME!

Meat Loaf - Wasted Youth "GOD-DAMMIT DADDY. You know I love you...BUT YOU'VE GOT A HELL OF A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT ROCK AND ROLL"

That was an idea from the first film, except it was originally intended for Knoxville, who refused to do it.

Panic ensues as David Blaine's latest stunt where he imitates popular children's cult craze, pokemon by compressing himself into a small sphere goes terribly, terribly wrong.

...stupid like "I love you."

The Duplo community is amused that clown must be fucking seething tbh Especially since the bloke in front is a playmobil asylum seeker.

Enrique Iglesias - Not In Love Whatever happened to him? He's my costume for a party on sat, so i'm doing some research and method acting. That's my excuse and I'm sticking by it.

All about Carmen Electra tbh. If he didn't like Borat...I hope he hasn't been on a boat with Tommy Lee at all.

Me friend said that they don't have the bit where the guy's tooth is being pulled out by a car (as seen in the trailer) in the film? She also gave me a heads up on a certain bovine scene...

AWWWWWWWWWW HE GOES!

Vulnerable - The Memory Of Water also deserves a mention imo.

KT Tunstall - KT Tunstall's Acoustic Extravaganza Pearl Jam - Pearl Jam Kooks - Inside In / Inside Out Evanescence - The Open Door Paolo Nutini - These Streets

Lee can only watch in amazement as Les absails down from his personal helicopter.

Just thought I'd add my input to this thread in the form of a predictable post.

Burn the villages tbh.

My mate (who barely drinks) reckons Red Bull is good for hangovers.

Guardian and Independant. Although I do read the sport section of the mail on a saturday.

I thought this thread was going to be about crisps. Can't steer away from Walkers for salt & vinegar, although Discos are good.

He wouldn't have stopped tumbling yet. But when he did he'd produce a death scene that would put Shakespeare to shame. "Oh! I am slain!"? except in Portuguese Oh! Sou matado!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul3OewhbLMo...ted&search= Ouch!