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Brock Manson

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  1. Now all you need is to grow a side fringe and paint your fingernails black. Cradle of Filth - Scorched Earth Erotics Belting tune. 160432[/snapback] Says the guy listeing to cradle? 160436[/snapback] You weren't meant to pick up on that. Evanescence - Going Under 160449[/snapback] You going to be wearing a skirt now as well? Did the female leave evanescence? or am i getting confused with the other band that has a lady singer in the style of them? 160453[/snapback] Nah that was Nightwish. It was more them kicking her out for being up herself. As if I'd ever wear a skirt. Seether - Fade Away
  2. Now all you need is to grow a side fringe and paint your fingernails black. Cradle of Filth - Scorched Earth Erotics Belting tune. 160432[/snapback] Says the guy listeing to cradle? 160436[/snapback] You weren't meant to pick up on that. Evanescence - Going Under
  3. Now all you need is to grow a side fringe and paint your fingernails black. Cradle of Filth - Scorched Earth Erotics Belting tune.
  4. I wish I could make it to a pissup, ESPEICALLY if they had a game of footie!!! 160370[/snapback] I love shite like this maaaaaaan, its 300 miles away yes, but you're a big lad now and have lots of time to save your pocket money and Im sure your ma will let you stay out with the big boys for a couple of days. 160389[/snapback] I'm banking on a pissup for the Reading games. (I'll be old enough then too )
  5. You didn't get the Innuendo? 160375[/snapback] I chose to ignore it.
  6. Okies Mr Fish, I'll make yeh a deal. I'll try your sambo tomorrow like, if you prepare one of my legendary condiment sarnies. You need (and this goes for anyone): Bread (I use Hovis: Best of Both but it's really at your discretion), philadelphia, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, parmesan cheese, chicken (pre-cooked and sliced up) Spread philly on one slice of bread. Then make a noughts & crosses style pattern with the BBQ sauce. Take 1 tsp of the soy sauce and place it in the gaps left by the bbq. Then on goes your chicken, some more BBQ, grate over the parmesan and place a second piece of bread on top. Lush! 160360[/snapback] Sounds lush 160372[/snapback] It is! Especially with pringles ON THE SIDE.
  7. Who? I break Brocks? I'm not a violent chap. 160351[/snapback] Are you saying you won't retaliate if he shoves a puck up your rectum? 160354[/snapback] I never start fights. I finish the odd one, depends as to whether the guy smacks me from behind. That was a looong game. 160356[/snapback] A bloke smacked you from behind with his "long game"? 160371[/snapback] Naw, it was a looong game because he'd smacked me in the heed.
  8. I wish I could make it to a pissup, ESPEICALLY if they had a game of footie!!!
  9. Okies Mr Fish, I'll make yeh a deal. I'll try your sambo tomorrow like, if you prepare one of my legendary condiment sarnies. You need (and this goes for anyone): Bread (I use Hovis: Best of Both but it's really at your discretion), philadelphia, soy sauce, BBQ sauce, parmesan cheese, chicken (pre-cooked and sliced up) Spread philly on one slice of bread. Then make a noughts & crosses style pattern with the BBQ sauce. Take 1 tsp of the soy sauce and place it in the gaps left by the bbq. Then on goes your chicken, some more BBQ, grate over the parmesan and place a second piece of bread on top. Lush!
  10. Who? I break Brocks? I'm not a violent chap. 160351[/snapback] Are you saying you won't retaliate if he shoves a puck up your rectum? 160354[/snapback] I never start fights. I finish the odd one, depends as to whether the guy smacks me from behind. That was a looong game.
  11. Naw, I'll bet you're busy wooing the ladies with Asha D ft. The Stabbing Motherfuckers and MC Jimmy Jam 160340[/snapback] Who? 160343[/snapback] I'm seeing them next week.
  12. Naw, I'll bet you're busy wooing the ladies with Asha D ft. The Stabbing Motherfuckers and MC Jimmy Jam
  13. You lot were talking about me beard yesterday? You'll see it for real Dec 6th
  14. The concept isn't difficult no, but your palette is mighty strange good sir.
  15. Looks more like chris de burgh tbh. 160313[/snapback] I already told you to fuck off with that before like. David Wright is the latest lookalike. I must say, clean-shaven, they have a point! Oh and chocolate orange? You have nee class like.
  16. well you wouldn't want them by the side of the sandwich now would you! (trust me though, it tastes amazing and the different textures are a symphony in your mouth ) 160241[/snapback] ... PRINGLES in SANDWICHES???
  17. 160228[/snapback] Aye, see you later. 160231[/snapback] This thread is somewhat of a let down.
  18. Is that not Brocks beard ??? if not it needs a trim an edge.... 160224[/snapback]
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