Brock Manson

What about, 'Yes sir, I can boogie, if you play a certain song. *dah dah da da da da* Boogie, boogie woogie - all night long.' They don't make 'em like that anymore! 121379[/snapback] It's a sad sad time in our lives Mr Snake when the best thing they can come up with is " you drive me craaaa.....aaaazy "...those were the days.. 121380[/snapback] Fancy doing a remake of j't'aime (sp) ??? Would you need any help to get the 'moaning' bit right 121381[/snapback] Hell no...any woman worth her salt could get that bit perfect all by her lonesome 121382[/snapback] Oh, okay I'll just stand, watch and hold the microphone for you;) 121383[/snapback] 121384[/snapback] On that note, night night my sweet. 'Where do you go to my lovely, when you're alone in your bed?' Wish I could remember who sang that. Some Frenchie if my memory serves me 121385[/snapback] Yer married aren't you? *shakes head*

Tuna (that's toona if you're from stateside ) shmuna Back off, can't you see I'm trying to hit on Radgina??? 121360[/snapback] you tell em big boy 121362[/snapback] I had hoped pud hadn't told you about the time I met him and T/L I was carrying a few extra pounds, I admit! 121365[/snapback] as long as it isn't peanut I like it chunky... 121367[/snapback] I'm lost for words! Who said there's a first 121368[/snapback] Brock probably.... 121369[/snapback] Ouch.

Is tuna salad a euphemism?

Like I said; sociopath

I do.

Ok so where do you want it mailed to?

For some reason, the text on google and another forum I browse is so tiny I can't read it...I haven't touched anything so have no idea why it's doing this or how I can get it back to normal. A similar thing happened last week, the writing suddenly became huge for no reason but went back to normal after a few days. I fucking hate the internet.

Yes, I got the wrong end of the stick. I assumed English wasn't your first language on the basis that every time I've said anything to you on here it's been misinterpreted. Maybe you could keep that potential language barrier in mind, and I'll do the same. 121256[/snapback] Omar can't read, he never could, he keeps thinking HTL, and a host of variuos names including Leazesmag all read the same. And as for Souness being Jewish, who gives a fuck, he's still a cunt 121277[/snapback]

I don't know why but seeing him kicking a ball about brings a smile to my face.

Man-muck ? 121266[/snapback] Well I dunno I'm not brave enough to find out. But in your case a definite aye!

Do her and shoo her?

How do you get rid of all the greasy fingerprints from the screen though? I can't touch those touch-screen monitors in the highstreet due to the layer of muck on them.

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351 121224[/snapback] Girlie drink. 121228[/snapback] The chocolate one isn't

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] He's been observing Gemmill in a very intense manner lately. Bottle of white zin as well Brock? 121222[/snapback] Vodka mudshake http://www.independentdistillers.co.uk/ibu....aspx?tabid=351

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight! 121209[/snapback] what a "cosmopolitan" young man you are.. 121212[/snapback] No it's just my mate used to be a vegetarian when we were little (well kind of forced to by his mum) but he ate fish. I could never and still don't understand how you can be called a vegetarian if you eat fish.

What's me cock got to do with anything? 121126[/snapback] You've officially accepted your title, then? There were mentionings of the strangeness of your foreskin in the highlighted thread. Not something I say very often, it must be said. 121211[/snapback] Nothing strange about my foreskin. However I'm not particularly willing to prove it, especially not in a SMO manner.... Aged 17 and 9/365 tbh

How strange. 121217[/snapback] Looks like Mel Angelstad tbh.

Dimmu Borgir - Death Cult Armageddon - Allegiance. Happy Good Friday.

Forget about Catholics, you do realise you're going to be hunted down by an angry mob of vegetarians any minute now. 121208[/snapback] Hopefully the 'vegetarians' who admit they eat fish. Since I'm having prawn fajitas (oo-er!) tonight!

It's all this playing video games in the garage until the early hours. Very antisocial.

you'll have scarred the child for life now if you sang that to him.... 121161[/snapback] Crikey, he's scarred enough already after 17 years with me as his father without me singing that to him 121168[/snapback] bit young for Easter eggs then shirley we've just forked out 70 quid for a hardrive for Xbox 360 for the other halfs fifteen year old.. going wrong somewhere like ! 121172[/snapback] Presents for Easter??? Flippin heck, what next???? The bastard's costing me a fortune as it is! He's just come back from a jaunt to Paris with the school ('educational trip', my arse) and he's getting stacks of driving lessons anarl. Aannnd, I have just put a £10 bet on betfair.com for him and his sister to share any winnings between them. 121185[/snapback] Hey my German exchange was an educational one. Should have more trust in us nippers! Just finished my chicken and bacon sarnie with mayo and ketchup. GORGEOUS. I posted this fact on another forum and 2 posts in I've been called an idiot and someone has asked for the thread to be deleted.

Just about to fry me bacon for me sarnie now. Of course I'm going to stick on some black metal once Rammstein have finished. I'll see you all in hell obviously.

Resurrected an ooooold thread

Aye, people should realise that their time is much better spent playing arcade games in their garage. Agree on Rancid Turds and Pissing on the Floor threads - you see Craig, you're supposed to have these things nominated by several people, not just one person saying "Well, I quite liked...". 121115[/snapback] Needs to be renamed Bizarre tales of Adrian Mole's cock, 2 3/4", though. 121123[/snapback] What's me cock got to do with anything?

cray - Z tbh 121117[/snapback] I just spat Doritoes over the screen