Brock Manson

Would fall out with Souey after about 2 weeks tbh.

Chocolate flavoured milkshake? 85936[/snapback] Ssh. That's ludicrous. The other picture I posted was of a Green Tea flavoured KitKat. Hmm. 86330[/snapback] That sounds minging

Don't want any more lazy foreign mercenaries at our club

He's still gonna 'switch ends' when we got to the Mad Stad next year though - you can just imagine the convo at the next home game can't you? "Where we you for the Newcastle game then?" "err......I was sick!" 85929[/snapback] Oh pish a freudian slip

A tramp walks into a bar and walks up to the barman. "Scuse me mate, do you have any cocktail sticks I could have?" He asks. The barman nods and hands him a cocktail stick, the tramp thnaks him and leaves. A few minutes later, another tramp walks in, and also asks for a cocktail stick. The barman suspiciously hands one over. Again, another tramp walks into the bar. "Hey, you don't have a drinking straw I can borrow?" He asks. The barman gives him a quizzical look and says: "Hang on, two guys like you have come in here and asked for cocktail sticks and you want a straw? What's going on?" The tramp shrugs and says: "Someone's been sick outside and all the solid bits are gone."

He sounds like a right loser. Blokes like that can actually have girlfriends?? 86275[/snapback] Think she took pity on him cos he's only small (she likes small men) altho he didn't take too kindly to being called Yoda........was only joking 86276[/snapback] Hung like a chinese mouse tbh

The food's always worse than the actual flying part anyway!

I was quite young, I think we went to America. Just thought it was boring.

I'd imagine they're far apart it's just the camera angle suggests differently. Nout wrong with flying, especialyl wen you're flying with the whole upstairs to yourslef!

Did you remember to carry the 1 for if we get man sent off?

What game are we talking about now?

Did he not set Dunns goal up? and did he not put another very good cross in which Dunn nearly scored from? The lad's a class player, he's everything Dyer should have been. 85850[/snapback] I know I'm being biased 85854[/snapback] yes, you are. 85855[/snapback] Doesn't derive from the fact that he didn't play very well.

Did he not set Dunns goal up? and did he not put another very good cross in which Dunn nearly scored from? The lad's a class player, he's everything Dyer should have been. 85850[/snapback] He had a shite game, anyone could've crossed it to Dunn, he was unmarked ffs. I know I'm being biased because the twat was behaving out of order on the pitch but he didn't trouble Makin too much and he's our backup RB/LB

You lot are talking about a different player to the one I saw, took a cracking free kick mind Needed Stack to fling himself from one end of the goal to the other to keep it out! But seeing Birmingham play, I'm trying to draw confidence in the fact that NUFC can't possibly be as bad as they are.

Thanks..... 85841[/snapback] Do YOU think we have a chance of winning the cup? 85844[/snapback] Yes. We're still in it so we have a chance. It's ludicrously slim, but it's there. Emre and Parker are back....Owen could be ready towards the latter stages, Shearer's last chance etc etc. Seeing as how all any of us non players can ever do is hope and considering how superstitious some people are, I wondered if we all collectively REALLY HOPED...it might just happen. I know it's a shit thread, but it's Sunday night and I'm abusing the internet 85846[/snapback] I don't think that we can all collectively hope we wont play 4-5-1 long ball with a ton of injuries and a shit defence and goalless stikers and win the cup myself.

Owen and Earnshaw up front and our ability to play no other tactic except the long ball?? A sure-fire recipe for goals.... 85843[/snapback] Didn't think of our tactically inept manager Put those two up front in a team where the staff have a clue then you'd get a few goals. Why not buy that Kozic Wet Sham were after? He's a tall bloke at least.

Thanks..... 85841[/snapback] Do YOU think we have a chance of winning the cup?

Shit thread.

I'd like to see us try and sign Earnshaw, more likely to come and wouldn't be a bad investment at all. Ok so he isn't world class but we need someone who can score goals and he's more likely to do that than our current crop of strikers.

Not a chance.

He's not lying

If Carol Vordermann is online can she explain this one for me???? cos no matter how I try it fucks up in me heed! 85785[/snapback] Simple. They obviously didn't have £4.25 in change for a £20 note, but may well have had a £5 note, a £1 coin and 25p in change instead - hence it being easier to hand over £22. Although handing over £21 would have been the easiest thing to do in that case. Unless all Brock had was a £2 coin........ 85790[/snapback] Were you the woman who ordered the quarter duck last night? You're right!!! I only had 20p in my wallet and a £2 coin as opposed to the 20 I gave them.

How very civilised of you