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And now we have to play City tonight 😂😂😂

Ok eight then 🙄 woopie fucking doo

Loss by NINE wickets, NINE fucking wickets, on day 2. Christ on a bike.

Nicely playing the massively out of touch Lambuschagne into form too.

I'm still not over the declaration in the first test at home when Root was going like a train. Madness then, madness now.

Fastest team to reach 150 in Ashes history (by batting selectively), how can that be ? Slash and bash is the way 🙄

Great knock by Head (the cunt)

Spot on. We absolutely HAD to win this one for any chance of the Ashes and from 100 for 1 at lunch we were in a prime spot, our bowlers shouldn't have been bowling until tomorrow even with moderately competent batting. It's disgraceful, never mind pathetic.

Even if by some mental miracle they won this (they won't) it's been utterly pathetic and that can't be glossed over. The Aussie batting has been fragile as fuck for ages but they've been selective in their shot making this innings, we just fling the bat at everything, rubbish. This is the fucking Ashes ffs. Cummings and Hazelwood to come back yet as well, another series drubbing highly probable.

Yay

Basically 100 for 1 at lunch, to this 🤦🏼‍♂️

At least Robin Robin and his mates are having fun !!

Where did that unplayable bowling attack go 🤷‍♂️

Proper cricket scores runs, who'd a thunk it !!!

Leaving balls outside off, what alchemy is this !!!

Get Stokes on !!!

Highest opening partnership of the match 😂

Head opening, going for it early it seems.

Aussie vibes on bluesky not good, Smith getting pelters for the boundary fielders to tailenders.

Gets me every time, it's not like Wood is a rabbit either, if Bashir was up the other end fair enough but Wood can bat a bit.

Last pair, turning down singles, I hate that, and sure enough the batter protecting the other one gets out. If it's someone top order on 100+ fine, but the tail, geezus.

And then stupidity returns 🙄

These two are playing proper cricket in the main, oh what might have been !!! Surprisingly lots of Aussies on b/sky anything but confident even with this total.

Outfield seems slow in some areas as well, Metallica's fault evidently.