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He did eventually play someone in for a goal though

95th minute goal, not Gemmill levels of terrible.

To all intents and purposes this is a prem league game and they bring on the football equivalent of the epl black spot.

Regis Le Bris spotted practicing his trophy lift

Cursed though, as per Gemmill.

Spawny cursed cunts 95th minute equaliser Extra time and pelanties nailed on

Won’t you be my cewk a chew

Fuck me, did you see Alvin Stardust in the mackem end ?

Aye they’re definitely cursed like 🙄

Collar bone I reckon, catch it wrong/funny and “snap”

Hi, I'm orca Gemmill, I'm cruising around the mouth of the Coquet studying the xS of this area and Coquet Island. What is xS you ask, it stands for expected seals. It's very scientific and based upon studies of thousands of seal hunts, based upon my analysis I will be soon sated beyond belief. I'll explain fully on my podcast, speaking of which the rest of my pod have fucked off a bit further north to cruise the Farne Islands, which they say is teeming with seals, based upon the evidence of their eyes (fucking idiots).

Go Greek lightning ?

That's a turnip for the books.

Take care on your run today

My standard response to text/email scammers is "Fuck off you scamming cunt" seems appropriate.

Christ on a bike!!! I (and no-one) didn't expect the Spanish fucking Inquisition.

Well that fucks that then. So onto next week Everton is a must win.

There was plenty Swedish comment around it, which would appear to support it (maybe).

Cousin of Anne Tiquepine

Just popping to the shops, anyone want owt ?

Just Nottingham ?

Is this a spin off from the classic "things Gemmill got wrong, but refused to admit it" which I believe ran for several seasons ?

Let them have their crumb's of comfort, we can rejoice in their tears soon enough.

They kept extending it until Wilson completed three consecutive games.