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I'll defer to Luis Enrique

I own exclusive rights to the "my own eyes framework" so they can fuck off.

The Arse won on xG so that must count for something.

Wasn't dubious at all, arm way out from body and deflected the shot, nowt like Tino's

The media/press overlords won’t allow it.

HMHM checking his new strip purchase

Are you a serial killer ? Do you have a Victims corpse to dispose of ? Fear not, contact Monkey's Fist as he'll biryani under his patio.

Aye, Wai Tu Hii had his torch on when Fist let him go. Self Reported ✅

There's a chinese bloke hogs the last tune after last orders, it's always Huan Song before closing.

Who's this cunt ?

That'll be the chemtrails mate.

Sky did a graphic, which I think Andrew posted on here somewhere that showed since mid December we are either first or, at worst, second best on every metric they had. I second the honourable gentleman's chill the fuck out motion.

I watched them v Fulham (who were atrocious) and they were less than convincing to say the least. I could see Bournemouth do us and Eddie a good turn on Sat night.

If Barcelona or Real or maybe even PSG come calling not many players turn that down CL team or not, so potentially our CL qualification is academic in that regard.

This, he doesn't strike me as a down tools/hissy-fit sort of lad tbh, certainly seems quite reserved with little ego. He's still young, well paid (likely to get more in the summer from us) and he's got 3 years on his contract.

And the mackem chav won't allow them to be anywhere near the beach v us. That and the Everton Gemmill hex, or hexG if you prefer.

That'll do, as for the pen, why'd it take so long on VAR was a double pen in truth, blatantly obvious at first look to me.

They won't, they don't have Eddie.

You just know that cunt's going to play a blinder last game of the season. But if we handle Chelsea and the Arse, it won't matter.

Would hope they don't, their form has been pretty poor (LLDD), you'd hope they'll be trying to generate some momentum towards the final.

Don't think PaddockLad wants it tbh.

Never heard of it tbh 😂

Great post TBD, but it has to be said:

He turns back into Banner, seduces her and mid shag re-hulks his cock splattering her to bloody atoms.

We absolutely have to beat Chelsea