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Looks like it’s over for MF

Christ HMHM that’s a silly point

Deadly Derek Underwood, dead and likely spinning in his grave 😔

So let me get this straight, you are comparing the analysis skills of, arguably, the greatest striker this country has ever produced against someone who lives in the spare room playing with spreadsheets, AND coming out on the side of the spreadsheet geek ?

Get in !!! We’re catching Villa lads

probably not, but the longer it remains a mathematical possibility the better.

I want City to win the league (which I think they’ll do anyway) and I want us to catch Villa

Although it sticks in the craw a bit, want Arsenal to muller Villa

GLORIOUS

Splendid, the zombie hun bastards.

depends who’s writing the code: **if_shirt=red**

Yes PL of course they were, definitely.

Evidently that’s for the part of the charges they admitted, still something else under consideration.

Hibee bassas (until they were us)

It’s tremendous entertainment.

No love for Celtic, but cheating deed hun cunts can do one

If you’d posted the above we could all relax FFS

As an aside, I am hugely enjoying your "perfect" pedantathon on twitter !!!!

Ok for the slow amongst us: From last nights starting XI, you take Murphy and slot him into Longstaff’s position (who is rested). Gordon takes the open slot. Anderson is still in the side, in a position he’s done well in, don’t want to mess with that. It’s not that difficult a concept to grasp. Perhaps I should have tabulated my thoughts in a spreadsheet.

Radical musing: Gordon's back for this, so obviously comes in. I'd give Murphy a shot in Longstaff's role and play either Gordon or Barnes on the right. I think Murphy could do that job, he can hold the ball, beat a man and is way quicker than quicksand Sean.

This 👆As I am now retired, my window for dispensing shite patter has increased massively and it is my intention to take full advantage of that fact.

I feared the worst when I read that, and sure enough……

No we haven’t, considering the team that was available we did well I thought, if we could finish we’d have buried them. Not to mention the individual brain fart that cost us.

Inspired by PL’s vinyl collection, giving this a spin.

Big lass ?? p.s. I sincerely hope that vinyl is in alphabetical order.