Toonpack

Lewis’ letter’s a fucking laugh mind “great strides levelling up Northern Ireland” nowt to do with you, unless you count the fact that you left it in the single market you cunt.

Whateley is like Dorries without the brains

He would backtrack "I said the earliest I could see a general election was in 2 years" but "that was 5 minutes ago, things have changed"

He's going to have to be dragged out isn't he 🤣

This is fucking glorious

Nothing would surprise me, Johnson will absolutely believe the "I have a mandate from the people" bollocks, he could go for the nuclear option.

Will it though, he's the sort that believes he's right and everyone else is wrong.

😂

Could the mad cunt call an election, he believes it’s all about himself anyway, he probably believes he can win the people over !!

And the winner of today’s internet is:

Sunlun, fucking basquet case i Stole the design from the Sewpamarine Hocklefire designed in Roker

It’s part of the clubs secret social improvement scheme, they give out a few of these “professional contracts” to supplement family income to allow said families to move house easier. They give them out for all sorts, but often to help a family get away from a weird neighbour who has fucking sofas in the garden, and the like.

FFS. Cheer up man, we’re all going to die in a nuclear war soon anyway

yeah I left out the rapist (allegedly)

Quiz time: Which two Arsenal internationals are 29 years old?

We’ve got a hard Brexit, he’s not enabling it, it’s here, he needs to deal with it but to do that he needs to be in power As for Scotland, Labour is dead up there, has been for years, he needs the thick cunt xenophobic English votes, Scotland is a write off for him just now (and forever hopefully).

Without Brexit the torries have absolutely nothing

Look man, it doesn't matter what anyone said in amongst the trainload of lies. We are where we are and the cunts who hold votes that can swing it either way are totally entrenched. Madness to stir up that hornets nest now, let the Torries eat themselves some more and when you are in power THEN you can set the agenda. It's going to take years, whatever happens. Saw an interesting comment on twitter along lines of: Let Labour spend their time pointing out the fuck up that is the Tories brexit. Lib Dem will make it a condition of any form of coalition to form a government that we rejoin the SM etc. Aye, so folks are bored with it but it wouldn't take much for the Sun/Mail/Torygraph to get the dim fuckers wound up about the forrins again, don't give them the opportunity. I hate brexit as much as you but I accept it's going to be a long tortuous road back.

Exactly that, and that's why he/Labour can't be seen to go against that (yet). Bottom line, Brexit is the shitshow many predicted but the reality is it's going to be decades before we could rejoin, single market/FoM "may" be a first step, but it can't be mooted yet, or the rabid thick cunts will just go Tory again.

Again, we know all this, BUT he's got to get some support from the red-wall brexity cunts or everything else is academic. He needs to be in power before he can even say good morning to the EU.

We know all this, but there's a significant number of arseholes who don't/won't accept it and sadly they hold the ability to swing the balance of power.

He's not in power, whatever he says is utterly meaningless, he's making sure he doesn't give the cunts ammunition. He has to appeal to the cuntish (I was going to say fringe) segment of society if he's to get anywhere near power. If he's in power he can ask "can we have regulatory equivalence" and EU will say "sure, on our regulations" and then he can act, hopefully in the non-idiot way.