Toonpack

Druridge gets that every year, well this year is third year in a row, stopped taking Hamish there because of it, first time there was no warning sign until we were halfway round, was well pissed off as he’s more in the water than out of it.

There’s a hint of pissypants in this thread I see. A season not worried about going down is perfectly fine by me, the rest of it I don’t care but would love Everton to go down with West Ham and Villa to be bang average/shit.

Coventry have won all 7 of their pre-season games, nailed on 96th minute equalizer or winner for the mackems on Sunday.

Watching the lasses cricket, fuck me, this is a pearler

Taking bingo wings to tri-plane level, the hideous focker

Lingard not going to NUFC definitely falls into the "oh dear, how sad, nevermind" category

It's hard to tweet when your van's being assaulted by a tractor tbh

Edwards, fuck me, the replies are splendid.

You Jewish ??

I wasn’t meaning it as a serious point of discussion 😂

Given these French border checks are happening in Dover does that mean we’ve taken back control by moving the French border into England 🤷🏼‍♂️

It would appear he blacks up as well the racist cunt, best avoided IMO

My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!)

RIP, him and Muller were lethal

was some of the lads in the top room, which was connected to room below by a stairway in the wall, (for olde aristocratic secret shagging purposes) top door was locked, we were below and that door was open, half the lads went to each door when everyone had supposedly turned in and we sprayed every can of deodorant we had through the keyholes, nearly killed them 😂😂

Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them)

Paging Gemmill

Alan Grant DROKK!

That's not funny either

How the fuck could you forget Diego 😱 he’s a cornerstone of the board, you’ll be forgetting that other great poster … erm…. Whatisname you know, the one who’s never wrong and who said Everton were going down, you know the one I mean, he’s Renton’s bitch, aye him.

They are all equally bad in different ways, It's all going to turn to shit whichever of them gets it, just by different routes, so Truss for me, I'll have a little tax cut thank you before it hits the fan rather than not, all going to end up broken beyond repair anyway. She's also thick as fuck so there'll be some gallows hilarity as we crash and burn.

I rather hope her tweet is 100% accurate

It's worse than that - His constituency is Richmond, Nth Yorks, basically next door to Darlington near as makes no difference