Toonpack

I am finding myself, more and more, with each passing day and the monotonous failed bids, drawn inexorably towards team pissy pants, at my age that is not a good place to be 😔

Welcome back architect of the greatest thread in this forums’ history.

Stay well Ant 👍

😂 it was a shame face and slope off combo

we can no longer say the word “pub” in the house, he just gets all hyper/wound up, we are currently using “local” until he susses that !!!

Dog and pub update. After his regular half a stone of treats from behind the bar, an owld fella comes in and produces a bag of fresh pork crackling and needless to say Hamish (my dog) thought this was tremendous, after several pieces he was then fed a portion of the landlady’s (and also from her son) fish and chips. Mate comes in and proceeds to buy a pack of pork scratching, not in same class as the other stuff but not wanting to be rude Hamish had half the pack. Another regular comes in and whilst he doesn’t have a dog himself, he does always have a pocket full of dog biscuits, and he wonders why the dogs love him !! Cue - much sitting and giving of paws. Mrs arrives to drag us home on her way back from work, has a glass of wine and pack of Cheese and Onion crisps, half of which the canine dustbin got. He was fucking rancid overnight (very unusual for him tbh) to the point he fucked off out of the bedroom in shame. canny evening all in all, apart from the smell obvs.

We’ll looks like I’m being dragged off to the pub by the dog again, later gents

[Asprillas Ghost] No it wasn’t [\Asprillas Ghost]

That’ll have deflated his wife ……. erm I mean ego

If you post utter bollocks and then others point out that it’s utter bollocks, that’s not ganging up, it’s simply just pointing out it’s utter bollocks. It’s more of a kindly act, trying to make you a better person and less prone to humiliation because of talking shit all the time. I’m 63 btw

He collapsed on stage at City Hall, (1985) we all thought he’d pegged it, was one minute doing his thing, next second spark out and down, was rushed to RVI. We got free tix for rescheduled gig which was a few weeks later.

Bat into Hell RIP saw him couple (and a half) times in his pomp, great voice/showman

AKA “cat treats” at his place of work

this remains my position

Your next stop is Smiths Park

Fuck the niceties I wish someone would just top the cunt, along with his cabal if possible.

Leeds are going to murder us 😳

All we need to see, as it approaches lunchtime, is fucking varicose feet 🙄

They won’t , having stuck at it (the takeover) for so long, anything but success would be a massive loss of face, and Arabs abhor loss of face.

ASM has the footballing brain of a slug

In times of war the airport has a designation that makes it a military facility, all crews have to be familiar with the approach, that’s why you see a lot of military stuff going round and round as if landing/taking off. Was told that by a RAF person some years ago.

Some reports from photographers that our Churchillean PM lay down on the back seat of his car as he was leaving Downing St.this morning. The cunt.

Scratch’n’sniff