donaldstott

We just need Colo and Taylor back together. Both of them look head and shoulders above anything else in the league. I don't think either Kizh or Simpson look particularly comfortable at CB.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...ooker-club.html Gazza 'headbutted a bouncer' at snooker club Former footballer Paul Gascoigne allegedly headbutted a bouncer after he was thrown out of a Newcastle snooker club. Officers were called to the incident but Northumbria Police said no further action would be taken after the alleged victim did not make a complaint. According to a newspaper report, doorman Paul Hindle was assaulted by the former England midfielder at the Spot White snooker club in Newcastle city centre earlier this month. The bust-up is said to have happened after Gascoigne, 42, was asked not to smoke in the snooker hall. However, the former Newcastle footballer was accused of lighting up in the toilets and was asked to leave the club. Mr Hindle, 30, a former soldier, told The Sun: 'That was when they started getting aggressive. I could tell it was about to get violent, and Gazza just launched himself at me. 'I was shocked. Some people might have hit back but I didn't because Gazza is so scrawny now and I thought I'd end up hurting him.' Moments later, as Gascoigne left the snooker club, he went to shake Mr Hindle's hand, then pulled him close and kissed him on the cheek, the doorman added. A Northumbria Police spokesman said: 'At 12.28am on Friday, October 9, Northumbria Police received a report of a verbal altercation at a premises on Stowell Street, Newcastle. 'When police arrived, no complaints were made and no crime had been committed.' No one at the snooker club was available for comment.

Well start a poll who's a bigger cunt, and the one with the most posts, is banned for a month, deal? Only if you stick to it this time I agree with SLP, the more succesful teams tend to have more "OMG WTF!!!!! BEST PLAYA IN DA WORLD" fans who only support them because they win things. Lee Stewart is a good example of this type of mong. I think that's just how the youth of today talk. I am friends with my cousins daughter on facebook and she talks like a total chav despite being privately educated and generally a nice girl in real life..

I wouldn't be too unhappy with that. 4-5-1 was getting us results. 4-4-2 has made us look less effective.

I think that we are missing Shola and Collocini. There, I said it.

The sea bass will be complemented beautifully by the coconut milk. FYP. It's a subtle one, not for Madras scoffing neandethals. I bet you eat fancy cakes as well, and pay £40 for the coconut to have it's hair cut before you break the shell. I'm a poet and I don't know it.

I've been getting drunk on a regular basis for approximately 15 years. I've been suffering hangovers for approximately 12. It's too late to change now. Changing now would be like admitting I'm wrong and you druggies are right.. Anyway I'm off home to respect my body - which is a temple!!

The sea bass will be complemented beautifully by the coconut milk. FYP. It's a subtle one, not for Madras scoffing neandethals.

I largely follow this theory as well. I figure I'll not take pain killers so that when I'm old and the pain killers are really needed I'll actually get the benefit. I do have a cut off point though. If I still feel like death at 6pm the following day I will take a plink plink fizz.. Or go to the pub or both!! You sound like a mother telling her kid not to wear his coat in the house 'cause "you'll not feel the benefit outside, otherwise". Some of you fuckers need a good slap. I'm gonna wrap my kid in old copies of the Guardian...

Yes, its a process called tolerance but its more true of some drugs than others (don't think you become tolerant to paracetamol or NSAIDs for instance). But this occurs over days and weeks rather than years, and only if you basically abuse the drug. Have a paracetamol with plenty of water in the morning and chances are you'll not feel as shit by 6pm! Not sure what the relevance of the antibiotic comment was. That people are getting more immune to the effects of antibiotics thus doctors don't give them out.

Is it a bona fide medical fact that the body doesn't become more immune to the effects of pain relieving drugs? Perhaps my logic is flawed, it is largely based on the fact that I knew people who take 17 ecstacy tablets cos 1 just isn't giving them the same buzz. Likewise getting antibiotics out of a doctor is harder than getting a blow job off a nun nowadays.

This is a little belter of a receipe.... http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fo...rry-527885.html

I largely follow this theory as well. I figure I'll not take pain killers so that when I'm old and the pain killers are really needed I'll actually get the benefit. I do have a cut off point though. If I still feel like death at 6pm the following day I will take a plink plink fizz.. Or go to the pub or both!!

38.. Now closed. There is a shot of Warwick (son of Freddie) Shepherd in the queue outside the club. Clearly got that role on the back of his acting talent...

Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it's Uruguay vs Argentina on Wednesday, winner goes to the world cup, loser doesn't. Should be a cracking game.

I've got a suit from Asda - only cost me £49 but it's absolutely spot on for work where if it gets wrecked, I'm not that arsed. I do have a decent suit that I use for weddings, funerals and all that. If that's 'chavvy' in your opinion then you need to seriously get some help. As for the car comparison, I've driven several Vauxhalls and several BMWs and hated them all. Just because it costs a bit more, doesn't necessarily make it better. The phone comparison is ridiculous tttt I never said that wearing an Asda suit was chavvy, I said you get what you pay for. I said that people generally look chavvy in a £4 haircut. I'm sure there are exceptions to the rule, but this as far as I'm concerned remains valid. When I was a kid I went to Henry's and my hair was cut in all of 4 minutes and a pair of scissors never went near my head - and I know because I've got photographic evidence that I looked like a chav (regardless of the clothes/car I was in) As I stated most of the time I pay £12 for a decent haircut. However on occasions I have paid considerably more, generally for job interviews, weddings, if I want a change etc. Which is no different to you wearing an Asda suit to work and a decent suit for weddings.

FYP You're just jealous as I not only have a better haircut than you I also have manlier wrists than you...

It's expensive that matt clay putty.

Asda Suit vs Hugo Boss Suit Vauxhall vs BMW 10 year old Samsung vs iphone You get what you pay for. People readily pay for designer shirts and t-shirts, but you'll invariably still look a bit chavvy if you pair it with a £4 haircut.

It's like anything else in life. You get what you pay for. If you are of the short back and sides persuasion then any old mong could cut that. Henry's on High Bridge will do the job, but you'll invariably look like a chav. As a kid I remember the horror of the prospect of the sweeping boy in Henry's cutting my hair, he openly admitted he didn't know how to spell his own name!!!! I've paid upwards of £40 on numerous occasions at a proper hairdressers and have been really happy with the cut. I've paid £10 before and looked like a tool for a fortnight until it grew out. In general though I pay £12 for a cut in a place in Caversham.

I want this one!!! Is it on Ebay?

I can't believe that the club openly invited that the findings were made public, it hardly puts them in a good light! Having said that, I'm sure they are very happy about the £2million settlement!

More likely that Wise & Co. were forcing him on Keegan as Milner's replacement while Keegan was looking for someone who wasn't a crock of shit. I reckon Keegan would have accepted him as an addition to the squad rather than instead of a quality player. No. His own statement says: I resigned because I was being asked to sanction the signing of a player in order to “do a favour” for two South American agents. No one at the Club had seen this player play and I was asked to sign him on the basis of some clips on You Tube. This is something that I was not prepared to be associated with in any way.

What I find a little odd is why the cockney mafia didn't just say to KK, we want to sign Gonzales in order to curry favour with some very useful South American agents. It'll cost us £1million quid and he's only around for a season. It could potentially be very beneficial for the club. That actually seems like a reletively sensible thing to do.

Went for our twelve week scan today. I got much more excited than I thought I would.. Very active little baby, possible Olympic swimmer judging by the kicks off the side of the missus' uterus and the underwater turns...