Glen

Cockroach, more like.

Fuck it. Why not.

you missed out Rozenhal, Geremi and Owen.

Fuck that. He's the best we've got.

come on Emre! Save us!!

Fucking embarassments. Apart from Steven Taylor. Who is a monster.

Texaco Cups!! Blahahahahaha...

Smith is just dire. He's a mercenary, not a footballer.

he's not saying anyhing we dont already know. Joke club.

We don't need Smith, Barton or Rozenhal... Ooh, I wonder where the fuck they came from? Fat prick.

disgusting.

Yeah. I am. I actually am. I'm a fan, and would never renounce my devotion to the club, but I can't say that I'm not embarassed. Joke Club. There, I said it. At the moment, we are a fucking joke club.

SACK ROZENHAL. Five. Fucking. Nil. I feel sick.

lads, we just got merked.

hahah... just tried to put a couple of quid on the toon to win but the PC crashed... lucky me!

Owen was onside according to 5 live. Ronaldo can fuck off an' aal.

Who else would you play there? Owen </Allardyce>

Fucking hell. Our midfield is looking an absolute disgrace at the moment, and looks like it's getting no better in the forseeable future.

Always been impressed by him. Looks disgusted with his team-mates a lot of the time though.

He appears to be a dirtly little cunt. And a not particularly great football player. Sell him. To WBA.

Not good enough for Spuds... not good enough for us.

Cheers for that. I still fail to see why Smith is in ahead of Martins. But at least we're not playing wing forwards on the wrong side.

Sorry gents, but could someone inform me as to what formation we're playing in midfield and upfront. I'm confused.

erm, yeah. One reason's as good as any.

It's going to happen.