Super_Steve_Howey

I never believed a South American street urchin could sign for Newcastle then get bought by Madrid, but it happened!

We have a new crisis...

There you go - what did I tell you lot?? Ringing the fucking police indeed! Should we get the police onto him for causing distress and alarm to minors?

FYP

Considering it's been patently obvious for weeks that Roeder is not going to be sacked, and considering the prize money for each Premiership place, and considering a good few thousand will be travelling to watch this match on a Monday night, and considering that the match is being broadcast acroos the country, and considering it is Owen's first match back, and considering no potential manager will be impressed by the club getting humped off Reading, I thinks it's a disgusting attitude

I'm excited

We need an official strategy. I suggest everyone claim to just be following the group, and no-one should get done.

Over the phone? She deserves a right good clout kicking

Anything other than yes and you should cut your own heart out. With a rusty spoon to boot

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/6605099.stm I have English support - Eriksson He told the Sunday Times magazine: "I have always been able to do this job. I have never heard a bad word during six years of travelling around the country. "Everyone has always been polite to me, even after the defeat by Portugal." England lost to the Portuguese on penalties in last year's World Cup quarter-finals. However, Eriksson added: "If I land at Heathrow today people still want my autograph, which is nice, and a lot of them say 'Sven, you did a good job'." The 59-year-old has been linked with a host of domestic and national sides since his departure from the England set-up, and concedes that the failures at the World Cup still haunt him. "Before England, I had never been sacked in my life," he stated. "I don't sit here pining about it but I loved being a manager and I am still young enough to do the job. "For the first few nights back in Sweden, I couldn't sleep and couldn't really stop thinking about what had happened. It wasn't like I was in a depression but it was a recurring thought. "I couldn't talk about the World Cup and haven't spoken about it until now. We should have done better, I am absolutely convinced of that."

Me Toes Tables n chairs in the Trent dainty toffee jars of sherbert triangular sweet packets park drive tabs ace lager tartan beer welders flashes front doors left open placa world cup balls (unless under the coast road flyover ) poodles When was the last time you saw your pecker shinty? That's crying out for the obvious come-back. Howay bob, say something funny!!!!

This is just sad. A whole town in Devon has voluntarily banned plastic bags. A fine thing you might say, and I agreed, until I saw on the news the thing that sparked it off. Some local bint had been on holiday, and on her camera filmed Dolphins being "caught in plastic bags" with the clip being shown on the TV. The reality is of course that the Dolhpins intentionally snag the bags on their fins and snouts as 'play', and have actually been observed playing tag like games. If they can't even get this basic fact right, you wonder what other bull is being flown by the national news.

I think I will be there bloke walks into a bar........................................ says Smeeagain Bring a chair. Just in case expecting trouble like Depends if you bring your jokebook

The question was should the Reading manager play him...

Apart from the obvious point of blowing yourself up, how about this: Storing half a ton of ammonium nitrate fertiliser on a pallet on its own in a self storage facility. I think we can all sleep safely in our beds if this is the standard of competency at work.

Kids get in free?

"after he took United into Europe from nowhere and ended the season as the highest placed English manager in the Premiership." This shite is starting to grate on me. I guess SBR's achievements were fuckall compared to the mighty Roeder.

As I suspected. She's like most birds and will keep her current bf until something better comes along, they have no morals when it comes to this sort of thing, no matter how diffucult they make it sound. You won't talk any sense into her so I would leave it. Possibly start some blackmail, get her to do your washing or something.

If he's so crap why has she been with her current bloke for FIVE years?

I didn't say it was

The arse-bandit was insistent on a penalty that wasn't even in the box. The man has no credibility or self-respect for me

Strikes me as odd that no-one is mentioning that Sidwell has been approached by Newcastle yet tonight is expected to help Reading push for a UEFA cup spot against us.

If he does take a job, it doesn't say much for the honesty of managers. He's making out he wants a rest like Alan Curbishley.

He's not dead, he's officially a 'missing person'

If you can't call your best friend a slag, who can