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Now scouting for dodgy doctors. If the judge does not award me damages maybe I should spray the bastard myself and see how much he/she enjoys the agony.

Eh? Perfect memory there Gemmill.

Long but good read penned by Tom Dart.

Now that you mention Domino's, Pizza Hut has unveiled a new crust that has been stuffed with hot dogs. There is not one iota chance that I will try it.

Black bean and garlic frittata topped with thinly sliced smoked salmon. Nom.

Today is the first day that my face does not feel like sandpaper has been rubbed over my eyes and face. On Sunday, at work a drunk bitch was cut off from more alcohol as she was visibly swaying. She was sitting outside on our deck with her husband and daughter who were finishing their pints. Around twenty minutes later I went outside for a cigarette and sat down with some friends who were at the next table. Without a word said all of sudden she stood up, necked her husband's beer, and then proceeded to spray me with bear mace. Who the fuck even carries that shite in the middle of the city center? While having my eye flushed, she took off running. Leaving her husband and daughter behind. Her own daughter was also having to have her eyes flushed. Police arrived and they caught up with her sitting outside of her vehicle since she had also left her keys behind. Charges have been filed. Go to court next month.

I expect to see more countries to follow with this sentiment. Worried though many will not follow through.

Make it rain w/ £'s

and essembee... both of them deserves a little rough treatment.

I recently was gifted a pair of cargo shorts from a relative. Can anybody explain what the two small straps on the crotch area are used for? The only logical explanation I could think of is it is possibly used for some sort of climbing gear.

After five years of battling with the local authorities, Celtic has been given permission to begin construction on a rail seating section. 2,600 tickets to be sold in this area with further expansion planned for the 16'-17' season. Hope to see more clubs in the UK introduce this.

Pavel as the GK coach?

Darlington.

First mention I have seen about this.

He still has plenty in the tank. He will pull on a strip next season.

‏@OliverKayTimes OH MY GOD. At Fifa congress, they' just tested e-voting system by asking delegates if Germany won World Cup. Five per cent said no! #FIFA

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