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Jizz Hornkamp!

Signs with Preston North End.

Great read. https://www.si.com/soccer/forget-alexander-isak-nick-woltemade-rightly-talk-of-newcastle

Pick that one out!

Ha! Djed Spence and Micky van de Ven both walked straight past Thomas Frank at the final whistle, while he was trying to shake their hands.

Nolan: "I had been with her since I was 14. My wife had moved with me from Liverpool to Newcastle. I just went, 'By the way, 'I've signed for Newcastle. I'll see you in a couple of days' and drove up to Newcastle." "It took her three months to find a house up there. We found a house, got settled and we're in Dubai. I've now got a phone call saying, 'Will you come to West Ham?" "I haven't even gone, 'What do you reckon about West Ham, love?' I've just said, 'Sound, yeah, I'm coming." "Then I've got off the phone and she's gone to me, 'What was that about?' I've gone, 'I'm just about to sign for West Ham'. She said, 'You're not!' "Now me and her are having a full-blown argument in Dubai in front of Harps, his missus and our kids and my daughter's gone, 'Daddy, but I like it in Newcastle.' I'm going, 'Well, you're going to have to like it in London now.'" "I’d gone to West Ham as a marquee signing. Scott Parker was going over to Tottenham, so I’d gone in and took the captaincy off him. I was named as the club captain right away. I’d probably had my best season at Newcastle – 12 goals." "I went and got a knock, and I was getting the knock I was supposed to be signing a new deal, and then they took the deal off. So that’s why it all transpired that I went to West Ham, because they took the deal off." "I still had two and a half years left and I wanted to extend it for another two, but they took the deal away." "Then I got a phone call, ‘would you like to go to West Ham? Sam’s going to be the new manager’ and I just said ‘yes’."

Lothar Matthaus: “Well, first of all, I’m happy for Woltemade that he’s arrived in the Premier League, arrived so quickly." “I was also pleased that he scored a beautiful goal with his shoulder against Northern Ireland, where we won 1-0. It was a well-placed goal, his first international goal. These sums aren’t just pulled out of thin air; it’s simply a fair market price, in my opinion." “Even if opinions differ on that. And I’m all for that, not everyone can have the same opinion. But seeing how quickly he’s settled in at the Premier League, I’d say that if Woltemade were to make a move, that’s a nine-figure sum, because those four Premier League goals and his first international goal naturally make him a bit more expensive." “But I hope, and I expect, that he’ll at least settle down a bit during his time at Newcastle before we take the next step.”

Schar is now the fourth-highest scoring defender in the club's history.

"President of Peace."

Trump: "Because of other countries testing programs, I have instructed the Department of War to start testing our Nuclear Weapons on an equal basis. That process will begin immediately."

Nominated for Goal of the Month.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/harrydecosemo/2025/10/28/will-osula-from-outcast-to-complete-package-at-newcastle-united/

George Takei & Morgan Freeman. https://bsky.app/profile/georgetakei.bsky.social/post/3m47htbi67g2z