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Really ? By 'new' I of course mean that I only just saw it tonight. On more than a 'I thought it was quite funny' note, I thought Owen sounded genuine. What would you expect him to sound like after being locked in a cupboard ?

Who else loves it ? Mickey Owen = amazing.

There's a nice article about Harry. I particularly like this bit...

I'd prefer Harewood to go. Everytime I've watched West Ham this season he's looked great.

129882[/snapback] She's lovely. Best Sugababe of all time tbh.

Fearne Cotton is horrible. Keira Knightley is lovely, although shouldn't be number one. Keisha Buchanan and Heidi Range (both Sugababes) should be in the list.

Started twice, came off the bench twice, scored once. Not too bad. Imagine how good he would've been once he settled into the English game...

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Yes.

She's probably the one pissing all over the floor. Nothing's as bad when it's your mess. But don't suck her toes. (Unless you piss on them first. Nothing's as bad ...)

Shola for the World Cup ?

No, it's April 2006.

1 Alan Shearer 148 (295 [8]) 2 Peter Beardsley 46 3 Andy Cole 43 4 Les Ferdinand 41 (67 [1]) 5 Nolberto Solano 35 (184 [16]) 6 Robert Lee 34 7 Gary Speed 29 (206 [7]) 8 Craig Bellamy 27 (87 [6]) 9 Shola Ameobi 25 (90 [66]) 10 Laurent Robert 22 (110 [19]) I think that's right. I've only found stats for all league games so I'm not sure about how many games Lee, Cole and Beardo played in the Premiership.

How big is his face ?

Kicking Neil Lennon in the head

That is the smallest penis I have ever seen on a woman.

Yes, but I thought it was just my dodgy computer/internet connection. Edit: Although it works fine if I go to it through the little button on MSN. That uses IE instead of Firefox, I don't know if that explains anything.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a number 9 on this list. That proves it beyond all doubt for me tbh. It also proved to me that it was 2005 last year and 2004 the year before.

Can I turn this into a "how's your other team doing" thread ? Thanks. 1 Cowdenbeath 34 46 72 2 Berwick 34 25 70 3 Stenhousemuir 34 36 67 4 Elgin 34 0 52 5 Queens Park 34 6 50 6 Arbroath 34 6 49 7 East Fife 34 -15 40 8 Albion 34 -19 28 9 Montrose 34 -26 27 10 East Stirling 34 -59 23 Champions get promoted automatically. Second, third and fourth go into play offs with ninth from the division above. When our last manager, David Robertson, left near the end of last year, Elgin were about twenty points adrift of the play off zone. Now we're in it with two games to go. I like it. Elgin's Martin Johnstone is the league's top scorer.

I'll go one better. I've never: Smoked Drank Alchol "Done" drugs 120829[/snapback] Does that make you exceedingly amazing or exceedingly young ?

I don't, I never have done and I never plan to drugs and I reckon I'm better than all of you too

I like the term 'babyhole'.

I'm not saying she's definitely in, but it's just that everyone seems to have ruled her out after seeing this guy going for the money. If you're a hooker, it makes a lot of sense to have a skinhead running about for you. Maybe all she does is the sex leaving him to organise all the clients - meaning Smooth Operator did still send his manhood to a guy. Better ?

I was thinking about this last night - how do we know the girl is completely innocent ? (The following statement is made with no experience of the prostitution world - be that as an employer, an employee or a client.) Scenario: a couple are in huge debt because of drugs (or gambling, or generally being a bit rubbish - you choose, this reason isn't so important). They decide that the quickest way to recoup the money is to sell the lady's body. They pick their target market (Sport readers - a logical choice) and put in a hand written note to give the ad a little originality to spike the interest (or, more likely, because they can't afford anything fancier). Obviously, if the girl was doing it alone she'd have to go and collect the money from books and DVDs herself, then meet up with the guy, do what he wants and then get the next instalment off him. The thing is, though, men resorting to prostitutes are generally quite desperate people. If they think she's just doing it by herself they could easily offer her less for the second payment or say "I've already given you £50, that's your lot". What's she going to do ? I came into the thread too late to see the pictures but apparently this girl looks quite young and quite frail. How's she going to force a man to pay up the money afterwards ? If worst comes to worst, he could most likely have her in a fight. However, if you have a skinhead collecting the money for you, punters are surely less likely to try and rip you off after they get their thrills. Could it be that she is willing to offer herself up for Smooth Operator's pleasure after all ? The one thing I can think of against this is that she offered herself to two guys at the same time. However, if they are in desperate need of cash, desperate enough to resort to prostitution, I'm sure they're happy enough to rip off a couple of people along the way. It would explain why they were willing to give Peasepud a second go - neither of their punters came through, they knew he was interested so thought they could get the £100 off him for that night's work.

I've spent most of the evening reading this thread - I completely forgot that today was Saturday and that these things were happening today. I'm mildly disappointed that the story doesn't have an ending. At least now I can help out. Continue as you were.