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Lost both our keepers, shit loads of other injuries, makeshift defence, strikers have struggled to score all season. If we stay up it will be the biggest miracle since Sunderland got city status.

FFS

Elliot injured? Did I just hear that on the radio?

Dirty monkey mackem.

Rabbits to Grope

Jammy bugger!

It's a scale from 0-16 apparently.

Ouch. His arsehole's going to be like a broken catflap.

Aye, medieval walled town on a hill overlooking plains.

Recommend Cortona.

Keith Richards never been to Sunderland then.

Bit callus.

WE'RE STAYING UP LADS!

I wish I already had them.

Inherently moral

We've won 6 from 30. 20%. So we need to double our win rate in the last 8 games. Assuming we can start scoring a bit and stop being Keystone at the back and get everyone fit again and have a few lucky breaks and claw some confidence from somewhere we can definitely still stay up.

It's an Adam Ant lyric you tit.

Ridicule is nothing to be scared of.

Still 8 games left, have to play Norwich and Palace. Hate to be in the trenches with you. Etc etc.

Get back to work ffs.

God we are hopeless. Can't see us winning any games.

The position he was born to play.

Humping it upfield. Fuck all options. Nothing has changed here.