trophyshy

I'm loving the bolts on this horse mind.

0-3 probably

This is the result of Ashley blagging at keeping us up on a shoestring for years and years. No heart, little care, dubious talent. Relegation is what is deserved for the way the club has been run. Harsh on the fans, but the team is diabolical back to front and the club rotten from top to bottom.

We need a miracle that's not coming. Congratulations Ashley, you are a complete failure.

Inevitable. We deserve fuck all.

Sissoko is fucking hopeless.

We look almost exactly like we have all season.

Mackems edging this.

Not sure I can watch this. Mike Ashley's death rattle with added glitter.

He's a vainglorious, narcissistic, blameless cunt. Other than that I agree with you.

Rafa has spotted who the spackers are. Good lad.

Domino's?

https://mobile.twitter.com/SachinNakrani/status/711176562452860932/photo/1

Aye...maybe I'm just more of a fantasist than most, but I am excited by it, quicker recovery times than getting muntered. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL2IW196js8

Mike Ashley, you absolute cunt.

Anita needs ta fuck off.

IDS sounds like some sort of disability.

Didn't he also say something about grass on the pitch.

Reported.

It will have a cinematic mode, meaning you sit in front of a huge (5m) virtual screen to play any games or watch any movie (netflix too). This is fucking mint. No wonder everyone on here is so excited about this new technology.

It's almost a 9 pointer.

We're going to win this time. Convincingly.