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Goofanny doing his best to give away another goal there.

7-0 was 475-1, seems generous really.

24 minutes. Good effort.

Keeping them under 4 goals would be a moral victory.

You'd have to be tripping to want to go to this.

Now come on, play the white man, I never said that. I said 'that set of cunts', which doesn't imply an absence of cuntery herewith. Or anywhere else for that matter.

And when I say us, I mean that set of cunts that used to be us.

And he still might. Is there any evidence to suggest Ashley has moved on from his JFK-fuck-it-that'll-dee approach? Carver will be frantically pointing to his threadbare squad and 'needing time to settle' shite etc. Ashley might buy it along with just enough talent to keep us up next year. Edit @fish

Rose-cunted glasses removed.

Asylum seeker.

"I've seen who we're looking at." THAT'S HOW IMPOTENT WUZ IZ!

You'd need one too.

Just had 3 vaccinations including MMR. I'm now an excellent driver. Excellent driver.

Four cock pics already!

I did and was deeply disappointed that it wasn't about cocks.

Fish should you not apply your magnificent omnipresence to something more valuable than football?

Are things so dull that Fish is now straw-manning himself?

Appointed Cock Eggnog.

Santon sold for £2.8m. Should be easy to get a better player for that or less.

Cockeyed Mala for the Toon.

Where was our bounce?

There's no cars in Merthyr.

Without that freakish 6 game run we would certainly be in the bottom three, which is where we deserve to be based on the shite served up for most of the last year, the ineptitude of Carver, the apathy of the board and Mike Ashley being a complete cunt. Send the club to Dignitas and put it out of its misery.

Relegation is probably all we have to look forward to at the minute.