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What did you pay?

You'll spend little else up the Arse though, 5 days at the Riverside you're likely to spunk a further £250+ on booze, food, taxis etc. Basically you can have a week's holiday for the price of watching a test in Chester le Street.

Mental that like, cheapest ticket at Durham is £95 in the shite seats. I like cricket but at those prices I hope it crawls up its own arse.

Test Cricket is disgustingly expensive to attend. How much are ODIs?

This whole thread is actually just to tempt my bird to sign up so I can publically get rid.

Did you really dump her for Toontastic?

Still uncool, sorry.

Kenickie were not cool, and pretending to have heard of them was not cool, and even actually having heard of them was not cool either. And mentioning them 18 years later is not cool. Uncool as fuck, this entire conversation.

This morning we have 21 members logged in and 30 guests. I appreciate a canny few of the guests will be NSA and their associates, but for the three or four real human beings reading - how about signing up and getting involved? We have a canny few vacancies at the minute; 1. Enthusiastic ADHD type poster 2. Smart arse so called lawyer type, preferably in pointy shoes 3. Rambling racist, pathologically repetitive and righteous 4. Virgin young'n overly eager to fit it 5. Insane body building menace 6. Sophisticated ladies man 7. Wannabe politician seeks posting record 8. Sarcastic pseudo-intellectual who does amusing impressions of people he's never heard. 9. Someone to replace Fish. 10. 'Scandinavian' WUM Or you could just come as yourself. Howay the lads (and lasses)!

Big up yersel HF.

J69 will let us know which one.

Oh aye, I'm not contesting that of course, she's worth an extended nose pinch.

She's a wall-eyed Brienne of Tarth bonnie lad.

I'll freely confess to shambles and even take shithead on the chin tonight, but that mamp queen is about as edgy as a satsuma.

Thank fuck for this argument about who was and who was not legitimately into Kenickie in the 90s, this place has been crying out for a shot in the arm. I thought they were gash when I eventually heard about them in 2013.

Exactly, the massive hypocrite. Does Sharia know what offside is?

Outrageous! What the fuck did she see in him!

Our set of Cockney caths all would.

Not for you, no.

Catts for me like.

I simply don't like the concept, nothing anyone says will alter that, no matter how many examples they invent. I'll invent an example. Imagine there are two birds, they've both got the same size tits and are equally pulchritudinous. I know one of them is better at blow jobs but she's also known for being a bit of a runaround. Let's call her Lucy and the less gifted one Mary. Even though she claims otherwise, I know it's possible Lucy will cheat on me but I'll still be tempted by her because of the high standard of fellatio. Maybe I can encourage the shitty blow job bird, sorry Mary, to be lift her game a bit, who knows? What am I in it for, what's my long term investment? Would I be better off just visiting a prostitute once a week and having a deep and meaningful with my sister's best mate? She's called Verity, but she's not much to look at tbh. Am I going to risk syphilis from the tart Lucy all for the sake of a better weekly nosh? Do I try and keep her in the house so she can't cheat on me even though I'm taking a greater risk for the better sex? Shall I tape her mouth up when she leaves the house? I mean, for the sake of 5 minutes trouble a day I'm getting much better oral sex after all. It was what I wanted, and I went into it with both eyes open. So I go with Mary and she is good for a while, but the lollipop work remains lacking and I keep thinking about Lucy. In time I hear that Lucy is single and has remained single ever since I spurned her, even though she's got all the best releases, I mean blow jobs. So one drunken night I find myself on eBay ordering a Lucy bundle and I start seeing her on the side, and what do we learn - that the blow jobs are no fucking better after all. So I have invested in both these chicks, one of them who may be cheating on me but in the end there is no discernible difference between the two, they're both shit at blow jobs and I'm almost hoping they are cheating on me so I can dump them. They can fuck each other for all I care, I've ordered an Oculus Rift anyway. Is it worth it? Really?