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If you keep bread in the fridge it lasts longer. (Irrelevant if you have four slices buttered with every meal).

So mostly wanking then?

To paraphrase, I hope Mike Ashley ends up homeless on the streets sucking off Joe Kinnear for cheap cider.

If everyone didn't spend most of their lives chasing resources, how would you they fill their time? Assume you're in the top tier of Maslow's heirarchy of needs, so, what would you be doing?

Get crouch, bent and brown eye in.

KWAI-NOUGH

I am trying to acquire some of these on eBay. How much are they in the shops?

He will do far more damage than we can even imagine.

I can see us in for Crouch too.

Both slang for hyemmers anarl.

And the bizarre creations of evolution therein.

Bent is an awesome target man for hoofball.

Ice cream scoop? Like school dinnaz?

Too cheap for such a versatile consistent derp.

England have nothing to fear here.

City break in Chelmsford tonight. It's a hard knock life.

Gemmill will be queuing up for that on day 1. He loves a replica shirt.

Unusual, generally they have to come here before that happens.

This one is nice. I like landscapes that tell a story. If you want to have a nose, www.johnavon.com (old website)

I'd be interested to have a look at his stuff. I'm a collector too. Working class like, obviously.

Wiley. It says it in the article man.

http://m.vice.com/en_uk/read/wileys-best-tweets-of-glastonbury-2013?utm_source=vicetwitter "Fuck you and your farm"

My main business is art actually. Pies is just for fun and beer money, I love cooking and I enjoy being a market trader every now and then, it's good crack. I mostly represent a guy who does this sort of stuff; Which we flog internationally, our new website will be advertised here soon. Also I'm currently working on a pop up gallery in Brighton with 10 local artists. Proper artists, with talent and that. I also occassionaly do some consultancy work in sustainable procurement, but it bores me to tears. Not recruiting just now, but you'd certainly get an interview AH. Becoming self employed was the best thing I've ever done. Apart from shagging those models on cocaine.