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Mbappé to be absolutely clamped by Curt. 1-0 Bruno G.

Have you seen why West Ham sing that song? It was several years later that West Ham took a hold of the song and made it their own, albeit by a circuitous route involving Billy J. Murray, a player for the local Park School who was nicknamed ‘Bubbles’.

Curt Smith with a cheat code.

That’s a fivehead tbf.

This is the result to kickstart our season. Bookmark this shiz.

Got a cracking stream up here. What a time to be alive.

We continue to look stilted in attack. Do we need a pint-sized mercurial Frenchman to add some je ne sais quoi?

Right then. Let’s push technology and free booze to the limit.

di top shagger

What does that even mean?

Looks canny. Feed the beast.

Ease off the mushies Mandy pet.

He must be a considerate lover, endless foreplay and no finishing in the box.

Some braindead moron from Penshaw almost killed me driving clean through a STOP sign at 30 miles an hour. Fucked my neck forever, no joke. His equally braindead daughter (who was sat in the back of his car) launched a legal claim against ME for whiplash injuries. CUNTS.

Milan game is next Tuesday. I know this because I will be on a fucking bastard plane at the time.

It would actually be fitting if it started in Sunderland. Thousands of people running away from the shit, piss and mouthbreathers. Probably improve race times.

Howay man let’s gan! Wuz had Micky McMick’s epic stag dee there! And, it’s just doon the road from Bilbao, our famous long-time marraquentas.

Black cats invented luck.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/jan/16/fa-sunderland-pitch-invader-steve-harper-newcastle