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3. No one wants any. 4. You're a narcissist.

Can I just highlight that you can't get fucking Balti pasta in Italy ffs.

Jobs spinning in his unmarked grave.

Get her to lick your sack, can't beat that for a finish imo.

Fucks ache.

Can someone pretend to be KSA please?

I'm currently in Tuscany (working class as I am) and can state this is absolutely true. Had a stonking Rigatoni Tartufo con Balti just last night.

Clear it up with a graphs per year chart?

Missed his ring again.

Get rid man, it's not toonipedia.

Agree with that, so the question then - has he been brought in a right back and is just being 'persuaded' out of his preferred role?

For our only big signing Anita currently looks like a squad player. Appreciate it's early days and he is being moved about, but his forward play is speculative at best.

Pudding or brandy?

Good result and will be noted as such as the season progresses.

BOOM!

Barfa failed to cash in with similar chance.

Our 1000th prem goal that.

Pearl and Dean bitches!

Almost scored tbf.

I think we'll get something. You might be forgetting we were shite in loads of games last season too.

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120914-building-a-live-google-earth/2 Amazing, so you could theoretically write something in large letters in a field, perhaps 'I love Wolfy' and within a matter of days, and some clear weather you'll see your message. Hurray for science and technology.

The boy who cried wolfy.

Howay Chez, credit where it's due, even your average urchin knows Blackberries are the number one device for organising basmati theft.

Jesus Christ, good job his ego will protect him from the full shame of that. Getting booed at the Paralympics - probably the most good-natured sporting event on Earth. Ever! What an feckless little turd of a man he is.

Had half a bottle of this the other night, no hangover whatsoever. Yes, it really is vodka made from cow's milk and it's actually is quite creamy.