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In summary, satellites are the fantasy of Arthur C Clarke and since Sputnik we've been spoon fed a load of lies to increase our taxes, or something like that. I'm beginning to think Live Aid was a scam so Bob Geldof could stop singing about how little he liked the working week.

Just been on the radio that shin bloke has developed tetanus and septicaemia as a direct result of the incident. Every chance he could snuff it.

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1974051/sat_nav_technology_tracks_turtles_across_atlantic/ Can't be done with terrestrial transmission and who, in the sake of fuck, would make something this trivial up to perpetuate your theory?

Gravity gets me down.

Agreed, just keep it out the papers. Surely that lesson has been offered a thousand times?

one of my favourites;

Rooney now saying we can win it, what a BLEND.

And a shit cyclist.

Aye, he should be ready and hardened to be hoofed in the shin when officiating at the tennis. The fucking old senile FAGGOT.

GET IN! August 18 Tottenham (H) 25 Chelsea (A) September 1 Aston Villa (H) 15 Everton (A) 22 Norwich (H) 29 Reading (A) October 6 Man Utd (H) 20 mackems (A) 27 West Brom (H) November 3 Liverpool (A) 10 West Ham (H) 17 Swansea (H) 24 Southampton (A) 27 Stoke (A) December 1 Wigan (H) 8 Fulham (A) 15 Man City (H) 22 QPR (H) 26 Man Utd (A) 29 Arsenal (A) January 1 Everton (H) 12 Norwich (A) 19 Reading (H) 29 Aston Villa (A) February 2 Chelsea (H) 9 Tottenham (A) 23 Southampton (H) March 2 Swansea (A) 9 Stoke (H) 16 Wigan (A) 30 Man City (A) April 6 Fulham (H) 13 mackems (H) 20 West Brom (A) 27 Liverpool (H) May 4 West Ham (A) 12 QPR (A) 19 Arsenal (H)

Do not post the fixtures list/posts the fixtures list.

More Deal or No Deal tbh.

I see at least 22,000 rocket launches. There are, allegedly, around 3000 satellites in orbit.

You do it mate, and be sure to let us know the results.

Erm, wtf?

Not seen that one, was Q in it?

David Icke is doing the wrong material.

Not a good idea to have something against porcupines mate.

I'm going to raise Chez to quarterwit.

Now he's had a whiff of Branson's lifestyle, he's looking for the short cut.

At least 2 of these are Paul Wynn.

If I was a billionaire now I'd be dead by 50. So, maybe.

from 2011 "Harry Redknapp says he doesn't listen to radio phone-ins: "I'll turn the radio on and put Magic FM on instead" says Harry. Must be on a retainer.

How does GPS work Wolfy? You know, Tom Tom.