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I'm sure I've said this before but I could not give a flying fuck about England. I was mildly interested when Carroll got in the squad pre-Liverpool but that's it. They're fucking shite and a bunch of cunts to boot.

Leazes can you sort your avatar out? It's become an abortion over here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Meier

Called the pub quiz team 'Amanda Knox Won Out'.

Can't you paint those breeze blocks man? They look so drab and depressing next to the pinny.

Rex Tillerson you mean? [/pedant] I guessed it would be you.

Never heard of the CEO of the world's biggest corporation? Sheltered life.

Join The Cult of LeazesMag. You need never think for yourself again.

homos is not the cheapest, try cockbusters.

If someone wants to lay a boutique to the man that's their business imo.

I had Attic Attack on the Spectrun and is was amazing. Crap now beyond my comprehension then. http://www.twinbee.org/hob/play.php?snap=aticatac

I lost days and weeks playing Elite on the Spectrum.

Never heard of Cludeo like. Sardines was always a favourite when I was little.

Been thinking of selling my iPad, now is probably a good time to do it.

Howay then.

Apols Tom and all.

Wouldn't call it horrid like. Susan Boyle is horrid, bless her.

Babelfish?

Any excuse.... NSFW Link

Fucking hell. RIP. Can I have Flash on my iPad now?

Okay then lads, I'll get things going. I was wrong about computers being a fad, I thought people would get sick of Pacman and that'd be it. I admit it. I was wrong all lesbians being pug ugly and built like steam trains. I admit it, only most of them are. I was wrong about manc-mag having a superiority complex. I admit it, he's actually a very nice chap who can't help being bright. I was wrong about thinking that Mike Ashley would back Keegan and we'd do well. I admit it. I was wrong to have 5 shots of Tuaca last night. I admit it, 4 would have been ample and stopped me sleeping in the boot of my car. I was wrong to shag my best mate's sister in his bed while he was unconscious drunk on the floor. I admit it, the smell of vomit made for sub-par sex.

'I think we lost 'em. Do you think we lost em?' 'Nope.' 'Neither do I.'

This board is always a bit fractious without a unifying hate figure. Can't someone step up to be despised?

Certain People would make a good name for a band. Their first smash hit? Bookmarked.