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Well I think it's quite entertaining balls, like a hot oil massage round your nads on a Thai beach. Few grains of sand, aye, but worth it.

It's not shit, Gemmill just doesn't get it. It's not great either mind, I'll say that. It's watchable/bizarre/ridiculous/amusing.

I think quizzies have cameras sensing how many people are playing, I always do loads better when my thick mates aren't there.

What a fucking mamp queen. Still he's uglier than a weekend in Hull so fair play.

OWN the machines, that's where the smart money goes.

Was he suffocated with a pilau?

Serves you right for doing it on normal.

Deader's favourite mackem band;

There must be an appropriate job for such creative and determined swearing.

Don't tell him Pike!

Surely one of the high flyers/entrepreneurs on here could give Deaders his chance?

Damn, where is CT when you need him, he'll have the cabbie's crack.

This thread has me laughing and punching the monitor in equal amounts. MM just OWN UP FFS. You DID mention Pardew!

List of misconceptions about illegal drugs

I would like to add, acknowledging this was an avoidable and inexcusable incident as has been stated by everyone, that if this becomes a major hullabaloo in school, with the head teacher, lawyers and fuck knows who else it may result in greater psychological damage to your child than just a quiet chat with the head and everyone learning something from it. Put yourself in your kid's head.

on Sky I take it? I only accept Council telly.

Did anyone watch the series Fringe? A few years old now. The first couple of episodes are shite but once out the way it's quite entertaining/silly - it's similar to X-files. One highlight is the mad professor who's a psychedelics fiend. Every 10 minutes he's coming out with something like, 'hmm, well they're not the drugs I'd like to be taking but they'll do.' In order to solve cases the fit leading lass keeps stripping into a bikini and getting into a sensory deprivation tank whilst the loopy professor loads her up with LSD. Bonkers.

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Not wiki, not true, but an interesting yarn all the same.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraj_Al_Bait_Towers

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraj_Al_Bait_Towers