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I'm reminded that I was forced to sell my shares to Mike the Careless. It's not our club, it's his toy and we are merely morons that help him fund it. I am on the edge of not going again till he's gone. Easy to say as I am darn sarf, but I usually manage about 10 games a year. It's the fact that he just obviously coudn't give a fuck about us lot, couldn't care less about all the efforts over the last 20 years. It's now just another expensive sports car, he's keeping it in the garage and paying the road tax and insurance (arguable that point actually), but he's not interested in getting it out there, pushing it to its limits and filling it with top tottie.

ooh ooh, Google race! She Defends Bravely and Triumphs

Snarf.

We still have a goddam fine looking badge though. But it does have a mistake on it. Do you know what? Nay dorsal fins?

Eachother, and our shared insanity it seems.

tbf he has been too busy advising Capello to get any job applications in.

I firmly believe he will wait until the last minute and final bids are in before shipping out on the final day. Getting anyone in is a different story.

the state of these links next to that article on the beeb man... Blackburn 3-0 Newcastle 17 Jan 09 | Premier League Kinnear offered extended contract 17 Jan 09 | Newcastle Kinnear stays for rest of season 28 Nov 08 | Newcastle Magpies name Kinnear interim boss 26 Sep 08 | Newcastle Keegan resigns as Newcastle boss 04 Sep 08 | Newcastle Keegan returns as Newcastle boss 16 Jan 08 | Newcastle Allardyce reign ends at Newcastle 09 Jan 08 | Newcastle Newcastle name Allardyce as boss 15 May 07 | Newcastle a total joke, asking for relegation.

Basically refusing to criticise Ashley but desperate to deflect blame from himself. Spineless Fucking Twunt. Do one Kinnear you fucking spaztard.

tbh these days I want to lamp just about every cunt associated with the club, am happy for Joey Deacon to do it on my behalf.

I Belong to Jesus?! WTF!? No way do I want this man peddling his filthy fucking religion in my country and pocketing an obscene amount of money at the same time. NO FUCKING WAY.

1999 22 May? I was at Wembley, my birthday. Met some toon nutter in a pub and it was his birthday too. All planets aligned for abject fucking misery. My dad's hammered mate piling into a group of Man U fans and falling on his arse I remember the whole pub singing 'you can stick your fucking treble up your arse' Fucking great day out like, and the night before in Trafalgar square was epic...hundreds of geordies gannin nuts, some nekkid bloke running around and japanese tourists wondering what the fuck was going on. Wonder if I'll see the like again.

takes one to know one, you can't bullshit a bullshitter, a cunt in the hand's worth two in the bush etc

they might as well play all the fucking games behind closed doors these days.

PLEASE LOCK THIS FUCKING THREAD!

JFK is Googling Messi apparently.

Mullered. Muntered. 'tarded.

Gallowsgate humour at its best.

splosh splosh splosh splish splash. ..Hmmm, what is all this brown stinky matter in my martini, dear?.. ..Don't worry sweetpea, there's now 40 percent off Newcastle United earplugs.. ..Pardon?..

looks decent like.

DOUBLE the next nearest. I may have said this before on here and I apologise but... VIKING FUCKING BURIAL GROUND MAN!

tbf Berb had to strike gold sooner or later

you should have a crack..it's canny good fun.. klacky