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wasn't Bully a bit more likely to wheel one of these out?

On the bright side, the sun is out today.

and relaaaaaaax....

Jimbo's telly? Hang on.... set me free why don't you Jimbo...

is he good at stopping the opposition play?

Sam say's its going to take 5 years. God help us...... How long to it to MessiahKev to get us within touching? 3 years?

don't we all?

Well, he got at least 6 against us (2 hat-tricks) 14 against us in 10 games. (.cock) 10 for us (according to wikipedia). says 9 at the top but down the bottom its 10. Cheers. So he's -4 for us then. £17m/4 = £4.25 mill per goal against. Great. When's he getting his statue? Could be due to the fact he's been injured for a long time.

Shearer said 'done' instead if 'did'. Reinforcing stereotypes tbh.

Well, he got at least 6 against us (2 hat-tricks) 14 against us in 10 games. (.cock) 10 for us (according to wikipedia). says 9 at the top but down the bottom its 10. Cheers. So he's -4 for us then. £17m/4 = £4.25 mill per goal against. Great. When's he getting his statue?

I had a bit of a look to try and discover myself but laziness and ineptitude overwhelmed me. What I am wondering is has EMO scored more goals for or against us?

And this is unusual how? You live in Moss Side or something?

at least 32..

getting quality players to snuff out the opposition is better.

Will Smith reckons he's hilarious.

Well Ashley should throw some cash out there and if Sam still doesn't deliver then he's got no excuses No he'll blame the ref, the players and sooner or later, you and me. Probs hold off on the Zep' till after he's sacked.

The man talks sense where are the local lads? ruined by playstation and happy meals?

Should big Sam be allowed to spend tbh

Burger King no doubt preparing a new line of whoppers...

If they'd finished the sentence "because getting snowed on is dangerously close to actually having a wash", that'd have been a decent bit of snarkiness.

annoying to think that while he's inside he'll make the thick end of 200k....at least!

from Beeb http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7169108.stm Last Updated: Thursday, 3 January 2008, 13:05 GMT E-mail this to a friend Printable version Joey Barton to remain in custody Joey Barton Joey Barton is due back in court on 16 January Newcastle and England midfielder Joey Barton has been remanded in custody by magistrates in Liverpool. The player is charged with assault occasioning actual bodily harm and affray following an incident in the city's Church Street area. The 25-year-old, who appeared via videolink from prison, was refused bail and is due back in court on 16 January. He was arrested with his 19-year-old brother Andrew and Nadine Wilson, 27, from Huyton, Merseyside. The footballer has been held since 27 December and has already missed Newcastle's defeats at Chelsea and at home to Manchester City. He will remain in Liverpool Prison when Newcastle take on Stoke in the FA Cup and face a League match away to Manchester United. The charges follow an alleged confrontation at a McDonald's at 0530 GMT on Thursday. Mr Barton, of Widnes, Cheshire, was jointly charged with his brother, Andrew, 19, also of Widnes, who is accused of assault causing actual bodily harm and affray. Ms Wilson is charged with common assault and affray. Both were granted bail at a hearing before Liverpool magistrates on 28 December.