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What's the verdict on Assassin's Creed? I got two bottles of Jameson's, a 4GB card for my phone and some undercrackers, wahay!

Season's bleetings to you all, hope you get filled with what you need at Christmas!

That is one hell of a combo lad. My first girlfirend was from Sherburn. She thought I was being romantic when I licked my fingers.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

not even on paper? Maybe with crayons.

Got to be, can't be real Divvent say that man, I spent hours squinting at that!

Actually, is there any place in the City of Newcastle that is 4.5 miles from SJP? There's a place 7.5 miles from SJP that's in the City of Newcastle. Climb another 1 place. Two further if you name it.

Middle lane dawdlers. I flash them repeatedly and annoyingly, then when they begin to pull over I nudge the offside corner sending them spinning to their doom. Fuckers.

If she has tampons at your gaff, then it's cheating.

I entered this a couple of months ago, thanks anyway though.

What does that even mean Clever one line replies. If only there was a clever one line reply for this situation... led zepellin, man. you're slipping Keith lad!

Manc-mag is the funniest. That's all that matter to me. I read The Sun for all my opinions....

Noelie was it a woman that got you living in Anaheim, or did you drop out in the sixties?

I would but it's a lang way yem

And that Macoll troll, she needs running over with a speedboat tbh.

Meenzer, you're up kid...........

Hardly, she has a shite pit yacker accent from Ashington, Bedlington or Blyth forget which. One of them inbred towns anyway. Bedlington. Top marks for local knowledge like, advance back up 4 places.

My Mum from Whitley Bay (though born a mackem - spit) My Dad Cullercoats. Magtastic.

let's take this to the next level...

Ha! Mine was going to be along the lines of needing an enema to clear out a Gregg's binge.

Happy Christmas Your Arse © BBC

Would have walked away with it tbh would have planned to....

He is trying to get poster of the year. A bit like when school reports are due. Maximum effort ! He always appears clever in some manner, due to the avatar of Stephen Fry he used to have tbh mebbes I should get that picture on my cv

They're quite good at it these days actually, especially in Bangkok..