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well what's the worst that can happen? He'll play for England, get injured so we take the FA to court again and get Micky's wages paid for the nest few months while he recovers. And what about the poor pub team man?! Lose their star player thus forced to languish in the Skol league forever. It's this kind of do-gooder shilly-shallying that's bringing this nation to it's knees. Maaaaaarp!

they were saying boo-owens boo-owens. And I think its a disgrace that we cannot stop him playing for another team, no matter who they are. Would we let him run out for his pub team just because they were about to qualify for the LCL Trophy? Would we shite. I think we should have total control over all his activities, including when he gets to sleep with his missus, the frequency and volume of his stools, blinks per minute and ejaculatory output. I mean after all aren't WE paying him £129.44 a second to be alive? Kill him, that'll save us all the scandal, hassle and expense. FFS

Not really enough to mean you're sorted these days so what would you do with it? Invest? If so in what? Splurge? If so on what?

Deffo, thats what I've been thinking. I reckon he's been getting a good look at Harper and has realised there's not much between them so if a big money offer came in for Given he'd let him go. Maybe he sees him as to small for a keeper i think given is streets ahead personally. although fair play to harper, he did do well recently and was unlucky not to keep his place. it's not that he played bad, just that given is rightly our number one. taken as given?

whoops wrong forum/please move!

Virgin are having a 1p movie festival! Watched Rocky Balboa at the weekend, was decent value at that price. Anyone know where there's a list of what's coming on? Cheers.

I'd be concerned you'd never find your way out and all that's in the kitchen is feckin roll mops and salty liquorice.

These are fucking rubbish as well. Haway man, I'm bored off me tits here.

They are now back in the shops, had one last week. Nice with a cup of char.

You are correct Sir, I am very bored at work. Flame war anyone?

there was a man on there with ridiculous fake pseudo-tittage. wtf was that all about? Do you think this will pass eventually, like the era of wigs and corsets, or do you think we will modify the shit out of ourselves until we can fly?

He's beautiful, its true.....

He actually really isn't. He's probably one of the most down to earth celebrities there is. That's really saying something in this day and age. And how many have you interviewed anyway? Are you Parky in disguise?

I only saw the last 10 mins, did Louis get liposuction?

Well, there's this for a start.........

strong opinions are like strong onions. peel the layers and eventually someone's gonna cry.

Doesn't Kid Rock play?

A69 was it SMO?

where are we in the league now? bbc being all Joey

England's Michael Owen, doesn't care about us? tbf to the lad, I don't care about him. Only a handful of the mercenaries that pass through our club ever really 'get it', and at the end of the day it's down to the manger(s) to make sure that they do get it or shove it up there arse and feck off. Culture of Gravytrain at the toon, I think BS can sort this, unless he's come along to be the fat controller.

Half time 1:1 Full time 2:2 First goal Shola(! ) New signings - 5

Playing regularly this season, top perfoming English OPTA keeper, confident and assured compared with calamity and numbnuts. HAWAY MAN McCLAREN HARPER FOR ENGLAND!

You're wrong, Owen would have fallen over and smashed his coccyx while simultaneously rupturing his spleen.

Not when he reckons he's been shot at though. I wanted to shoot him last night.