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And Owen is considerably better at not making up outrageous 'I was nearly shot, honest' stories.

He scores the winner against Wigan then gets another against Everton WTF do you want him to do? He is employed to score goals, which he is doing. He wants to play for the club and he wants to play for his country, he is passionate about England, so am I. I want England to do well and wish all the players had his attitude towards the national side. Anyone who thinks we would be a better team without Owen knows nowt about football and those who think Oba is a better option just look at how many chances he misses QFT

I would have put Owen / Viduka and Smith / Martins... I reckon Viduka's bludgeon approach suits Owens more direct approach, while Smith could make better use of Martins' movement and pace. some of the "round the corner" passes by Smith against Everton were exceptional What movement? When he chases the ball after it bounces 20 yards away from his first 'touch'

Deffo, I had one last week and it seemed like fresh stock. I am however in Lahndahn.

Can I ask what I thought was an obvious question but no one's raised: What was Owens reply? " "

The premiership is now more and more about "the monies". Almost every player in the world wants to come here, they may well say it's because it's such a great league or they really love shitty weather, traffic jams and luke warm pasties but the truth is the insane amount of cash available. So, as all these people do is kick a ball about should we really have them earning these preposterous amounts of cash? I mean most of them contribute little back to society, are not particularly good role models and get themselves into shameful bother with all that wonga and the associated lifestyle. Teachers make bugger all, nurses, posties. These are people that actually do something. Isn't it time that some reason was applied and we limit their earnings? Either this or we should up the stakes a bit? A basic of £20k p/a but £50k for a win and £75k for a goal, £250k for a trophy....then maybe we'd see them playing with real passion? I just made £8.50 typing this. Oh the irony.

get 'em named and shamed FFS! We've got little else to talk about on here have we?

I might get myself a nice big turnip, all of my own, in the Mendips.

Even if he is a cunt, at least he's our cunt

Track record shows that we have little hope there. Expensive trophy signing, not delivered goods, £12 mill for him in January, big Shola will finally step out of the shadows. Not delivering the goods? Hasn't he scored about 9 in 16 or summat ?? £12m for him? No chance. The only problem with ikkle Mickey is his injury problem. And the VAST majority of the perceived problem in this regard is due to ONE injury picked up in the World Cup - an injury that is unlikely (hopes) to happen on a regular basis. Not delivered the goods in the sense he's played 16 in over two years man. I hope his injury crisis is now over but his fitness record with us is atrocious. Incidentally how many times has he turned out for England in that time? What percentage of our games has he missed, and what percentage of their's? Come on statto's, you know it's better than work! No question he is "on his day" our most effective forward. What price Owen in January then? discuss....

Is that on his day release from hospital?

Track record shows that we have little hope there. Expensive trophy signing, not delivered goods, £12 mill for him in January, big Shola will finally step out of the shadows.

Stopped reading after that tbh.

Masturbatory Paper, Rock, Scissors there.

At last, common sense. if I get Wham chews I am certain to get at least a 10% return on my investment. Once I've opened all the wrappers.

Casawanka, tbh.

so basically it is; mortgage spunk it on some fenders, amps et al fanging sex holiday upgrade household electronics/furniture put away for the bairns to get ahead help with the dig for Maddie invest prudently have I missed anything? Or has anyone else?

After the grief you give students, you are now wanting your kids to have a uni education!! And on top of all that you live slap bang in the middle of student land. Fucking hypocunt! Most dangerous cunt in Africa, apparently.

Maybe you're right. I would donate 100 shovels to help in the search. :D :D

Straight outta Viz that behaviour! Lazy SOB. Get the cards round, no waiting, in the pub for the 1.15 from Hexham.

My post arrives around 2 pm normally. This means I always have to pick up parcels, like everyone else, on a Saturday morning. The queue often has more than 30 people in it and I have waited for 40 minutes in it in the past. There are two miserable blokes itching to slam the window shut at 1pm no matter how long you have been queuing. And what's more, upon 'attempted' delivery the postperson gives you the time it takes for them to scribble illegibly on the card before moving on, if the bell goes on saturday I am sprinting to the door, beer and ball sack flying about aal awar. sack them all and bring in the army I say, wasted in Iraq.

Aye because guys who have paid into a pension, all the years they have worked which they were meant to get at 60 now only to be told sorry mate we are not paying up until you know hit 65, should really give two fucks that a student wants his beer tokens.. Food/Beer/Existence tokens tbf, Tokens that are nearly a month late as it is. I never implied they should give a fuck.... Well, they've only been on strike since Friday. Yeh i know. Im just saying they've made it worse Have you looked under the door mat? The Loan website isnt working now They reckon its over crowded because of... drum roll please... THE FUCKING POST STRIKE ANOTHER fucking excuse for my girlfriend tonight then.......

Started buying a house last week, was hoping for a quick move, these greedy foreigners putting the kibosh on that.

If only someone shot at him

In Amsterdam or Bangkok?