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call me fairweather but as far as I can see its been pissing down on the toon for way too long.

briliant! kick him in the nads while he's down. ingrate.

fifteenth and we don't deserve better.

give us a V give us an A give use an L an another L give us an I give us a U and give us an M and waddya got? I don't give a fuck..................

if we can't beat these I am becoming a mackem. end of.

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1. Yes 2. No 3. Freddie is 4. We are for endlessly funding this mismanaged debacle

team work, passion and commitment will do for a kick off. Sexy football is like sexy lingerie, it might look great but won't necessarily disguise what lies beneath.

If Owen goes for this then he's going to be the biggest hate figure for toon fans in modern times. I don't think he would be prepared to ruin his squeaky clean image and shaft us so ruthlessly like this. Unless of course Fat Freddie upsets him.......

does anyone actually think he can turn it around next season? Personally I think we have looked shite and clueless all season and there can be only one reason why - the person in charge of motivating and tactics isn't doing there job well enough. Therefore the inept must be sacked.

Coppell is a smart man, Roeder isn't. Next!

turns out my feckless agents received payment 10 days ago and didn't realise, only about 6 phone calls, 5 emails and a couple of choice swear words caused them to investigate properly. the advice re. AST expiring is interesting, 6 month contract expired so may need to investigate. thanks to everyone for your efforts.

standard assured shorthold tenancy. says nout about what happens if they breach the contract.

My hoose in Whitley Bay has tenants that after 8 months have decided they don;t want to pay the rent any more, nor communicate with my agents (who are also shite at communicating with me) Has anyone got any sound advice? I believe I can hoy them out using a section 8 after 2 months no payment, anyone know how long this process takes? And I am not a multi property landlord millionaire, incidentally, I am renting a one bed flat in London and paying for this and my mortgage is killing me! gah!

ol' saggy chops was spot on.

more of a gollywog-brown tbh. where's the etcetera smiley?

great news. hopefully he can thrust us into a chance to defend the intertotocoello

A cruise ship sinks near a desert island in the pacific, washed ashore are only two survivors; the ships kitchen hand, Bob, and Paris Hilton. Bob tries to talk to Paris but she is devastated to be stuck there with such a lowly pleb and won't have anything to do with him. He just accepts this and cracks on building a shelter. He then finds some food and invites Paris in, not being totally stupid she moves into the shelter but kicks him out as she simply can't live with such lowlife. Bob is hurt by this but just gets on, he goes around to the other side of the island and builds another shelter. He continues to find food and water and visits Paris every day to deliver this and make sure she is okay. After weeks of this routine Paris begins to lose her old values and warms to this kind hearted man who looks after her despite her terrible behaviour. One day she invites Bob in and both having missed company they have a wonderful time together. The weeks pass and they become passionate lovers, Paris is both amazed and disgusted by the way she used to treat Bob and so one day explains her guilt. She declares herself a changed woman and admits that she has fallen in love for the first time, realised how shallow she has been and wants to make it up to him. 'Bob, I know we are already lovers and I know my money cannot help us now, but I love you and I feel so bad that I was such a bitch to you, please tell me is there any way I can make it up to you, any way at all?' Bob thinks this over and tells her that although he loves her company he really misses his old mate Mike, and asks if she would, just for a night, pretend to be Mike so he could reminisce a little. Paris finds this a little strange but is of course desperate to make amends and so agrees to meet Bob, as Mike, at his place in an hour. She fashions herself some men's clothes, draws a moustache on her face with charcoal from the fire and practises speaking in a low voice. When the time comes she walks around to Bobs hut and knocks on the door gruffly saying 'Alright mate, you fancy a beer?' Bob throws open the door and with a huge grin on his face says 'Mike! Mate!................................... You'll never guess who I've been shagging!'

A man finds himself marooned on a desert island, he believes he is alone but one day discovers a dog and the next day a pig. Relieved to have some company he busies himself for the following months fashioning a life for himself. The time passes and boredom and loneliness for female company has his mind and his eyes turning to the pigs pink rounded behind. He is mortified by this and fights the desire for weeks until one day he can't contain himself any further and mounts the poor beast which starts squealing and whining in a terrible manner. The dog goes absolutely berzerk and starts biting him viscously around his lonely member so he hastily withdraws his porcine interest. Dejected he returns to the daily business of feeding himself and the animals and watching the horizon for ships. However as the weeks pass by he again finds himself obsessing over the pigs rear end and so when the dog wanders off up the beach one days he clambers aboard once more. The reluctant pig's squeals of derision are deafening and sure enough the dog comes hurtling along the beach snapping and snarling so the man stops and is again left frustrated. The months tick by and although the man continues to covet that porky rump he resists all temptation in fear of his man servant becoming a salty shmacko. Then one day, incredibly, he wakes in the morning to hear a distant moaning in the sea, he swims out towards the sound and finds a beautiful shapely woman barely alive clinging to the wreckage of her ship. He brings her ashore and nurtures her while she sleeps for two days. Eventually when she awakes she realises what has happened and is overcome with gratitude for this lonely hero who saved her. Gazing upon him with her beautiful blue eyes, and curling her long blonde hair she pouts and asks him if, in all his loneliness, there is anything, anything she can do to repay his kindness. He thinks for a minute and replies................... Yes actually, could you take the dog for a walk?

Hey man, its like this when we win! quoted for amusing truth!

As long as your willing to admit it, that's the first step. Well played This is what they want, for us to turn on eachother, that way we can never win! I implore you all, direct your anger towards those in power, or we'll end up fighting for the scraps of the championship.

one or two n's, they both stand for numptee.

what he said. good post.

minging. looks like an arse about face bib ffs.

I'm not sure any judgements should be made until a decent manager is brought in. Apart from one or two which have been obvious for a long time. Is there a slight whiff of relegation about all this or is that just silly? malevolent stench tbh.