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Spurs aye. Too upset to report.

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Ridicule is nothing to be scared of. Marra.

Classy.

Reading? Mag behaviour.

Leave him alone man. He’s breaking them in for the Great Gable climb th’morra.

Where is CT?

Leicester and the mackems can suck my winnits and call it Easter.

I've just watched that 12 times in a row.

Bruno man. What a fucking player. TOP TEN IS PROGRAMMED

Another worldy from the Brazilian.

ASM due to win a match.

“Just film it Lynn. This take we’ll get it. No, I mean it this time. Just fucking film it Lynn”

Chris Mackem’s National Magwatch.

#Magwatch

FYP

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Barnes liked a lie in. He’d spent years perfecting the art. Sometimes you just had to make about a hundred other people have nothing to do all morning so that you could sober up and have 4 Wetherspoons breakfasts and a cheeky Nando’s before getting the cones out. But the cones always came out, that’s what counts.

Classic.

Lucky you. What’s his name?

In the league(s) since Jan 1st... Newcastle have scored 1.25 gpg Sunderland on the other hand have scored a massive 1.29 gpg. Which is impressive given that every game is someone's cup final. Newcastle have conceded 1 gpg Sunderland have conceded 1.35 gpg. I mean it is a tough league, and they have had some managerial complications. Therefore, Newcastle are +0.25 gdpg this year. Sunderland are -0.06 gdpg. I can't be arsed to investigate their goals, even this is pathetic.

Never mind the carnage, where’s the frottage?

Alreet Rupaul?

Nosey fucker!