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This is scandalous, how come we don't have 7 threads on this by now?

It's a cunt syrupy.

People wouldn't bat an eyelid nowadays, but back in the 90s footballers in dresses was a big deal.

That’s what I thought, even if it’s total bollocks, it’s damn sexy bollocks.

FFS. He’s a brilliant forward but about as resilient as cheese. Calloumi Wilson.

Aye - get them to do all the foreplay. Delicious.

Kick them to fuck JL.

Like a Kiwi on a cowie.

“does he”?

If only CT had moaned about how damaging and absurd Brexit was likely to be.

What is the world record transfer fee and when do we think we’re going to break it?

You’ve got me racking my brain for anything decent. Six Million Dollar Man?

Tranmere is famous in Brazil. It is twinned with Ipanema.

Bonjour, avez-vous une épée en plastique?

Sunak wasn’t at Live Aid ffs. He just heard it from his summer school in Bucks, the jug-eared gobshite.

To me he appeared to learn how to act during the series, at the start he was nativity play standard; shepherd understudy. Anyway I didn’t wish he’d get his cock lobbed off, I’m not a monster.

Tidy bush that Fist. Love to see it.

Yes! Totem pole tastic.