BlueStar

Aye, porn

My Digibox just reset itself and then came up with "Welcome to Virgin blah de blah" Now I think about it, got something through the post the other day telling me blueyonder/telewest was now Virgin Multimedia Bollocks Ltd. Maybe that's why my internet is so slow, just like their fucking trains.

It's not bad for websites and that but in terms of downloading cock loads of stuff I can't get over 30k a sec compared to my usual 450k or so.

And has your broadband connection suddenly become bowel-shatteringly slow for the last few hours?

They don't count yet - You can still discriminate against them as long as you say God told you to do it. They should have had Murdoch there next to the Chaver holding up a sign saying "Fat Sickening Lying Leech of a twat" They don't show you what happened seconds after when they all looked down and said "Hold on a fucking minute, these don't say "Justice for the 97"!

Aye http://www.thesun.co.uk/ (Can't hotlink the image)

Looks awesome the sample reminds me of loading up snide cracked C64 games.

the girl's coat: belongs to one girl, so its 's Three girls' coats: belongs to more then one girl so its s' it's

Funny thing was, after portraying the Taliban as brave freedom fighters and his bestest marras in the last film, Sly's original premise for Rambo four was for him to go and take out Bin Laden.

I don't know how they keep saying "No-one knows where the photos were headed or who the intended recipient was" and then show what appear to be the actual photos.

Our acceptable use policy says you can have a limited amount of use of the internet for personal use, like you can use the office phone for personal calls provided it's not excessive. I rarely have time to fanny about for very long on toontastic at work, but I'll nip on and see if anything's happening in the transfer window if I've got a few minutes. Doesn't mean I want chebs on me screen though

It's up to the mods what's pornographic though, isn't it? You use their forum and you play by their rules, that's life unfortunately. In terms of the workplace, I think employers would consider it pornographic. I wouldn't get sacked for browsing a footy forum, dunno where you work.

On topic, if you break the forum rules you get banned and everyone knows that's what's going to happen, especially on NO. So why get a wobbly lip about it?

Wonder how many takes they had to do to get it to walk up the stairs without falling over. It tends to do that quite a lot. http://www.idiottoys.com/2006/12/man-insid...falls-over.html http://www.hiptechblog.com/2006/12/14/hond...he-stairsagain/

Seems like the apology and the diary room denails weren't off her own back after all.

Went out the other night and it was crap. Then I got pissed and it was great. I was incredibly witty, funny and charming. I was also really hard, so the bouncers left me alone when I glowered at them. I also discovered I could dance and that my lass was fit as fuck. Then I had a kebab and it was awesome, best thing I've ever tasted. Then I realised I could sing as well. it was mint.

Came in here fully expecting an SSR photoshop of Ricky from eastenders sparking out Johnny Vegas.

Had to give my ticket away cos I'm working Went up on the metro with all the toon fans as well...

What's that all about?? A group called flair released it - With films like Spinal Tap the actors have got to improvise and get into their roles, so there's loads of footage shot of them in character. The workprint that's been released is all the stuff before and after the bits they used as well as entire deleted scenes.

Jade says she can't be a racist because she ate chicken curry.

The original workprint was released on t'internet last week - 4 and a half hours

I like the way the first one says "I go to the paki shop (Yeah, I know they're indian)" and then later on someone says "No different from saying we're playing the Aussies at cricket." - Except we've already established in the first post that 'paki' is a term for a race and not country, mackem mong.

What I saw of it didn't seem a Jade lynching interview, it seemed like a Jade arselicking session.

Maybe they could give all the contestants racially stereotyped foody nicknames, Shilpa Poppadom, Jermaine Fried Chicken-Watermelon, Jade Potnoodle, and add a bit of spice by shipping in Claude Frogslegs, Li Fried-Rice and Herr Sauerkraut. They could have a food-fight race war at the end.

True, if the lass was of the same skin colour but from Croydon Jade wouldn't be making comments about her home town being a diseased slum where people eat with their hands... Ironically.