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FUCKIN GEDDIN

Shite, Berbatov

Has Redknapp been taking cunt lessons from Lawro? Butt booked as well! Both booked for 'aggressive attitude'!!

Ugly slappa's been booked in the dressing room. Jamie Redknapp being a bellend.

Wonder if it was the same linesman who bottled it when Chimbonda gave his girly slap as missed Defoe's offside.

Chimbonda slaps Butt about a foot away from the linesman's face, who duely bottled it.

You got a DVD called Vulva?

Apparently if they'd had sex he would have been OK - There is something in the law about having sex with someone within 2 years of your age which was added to the books ages ago. But it doesn't cover oral sex, so he's fucked.

Or against the lower jaw and look along the barrell. Nar, just saw it off and shoot from the hip one handed. Drink plenty of milk for a few days beforehand and your wrist bones will be fine.

Saw this posted on another forum with the slightly less respectful topic title of "YAAAAAABA DABBA DEEEEEEEEEEAD!"

Just in case you're wondering where the speculation that it was an immigrant is: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770

Maybe it's the murdering

Shame you're not any good at any sports anyone actually cares about.

That's what I was thinking. Even if they don't charge him, mud sticks. On the one o'clock news they said "police haven't named him but he's believed to be..." ie he's a 37 year old bloke from the same villiage near ipswitch as that 37 year old bloke who went to the media saying "I'm a suspect, I think they're going to arrest me"

Brilliant You sure that wasn't made up with that headline generator? Edit: Even outdid The Telegraph's take on it http://www.telegraph.co.uk/opinion/main.jh...2/13/do1301.xml

Part 2 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1727058/

Snopes now has a page on this http://www.snopes.com/crime/mootloot/radio.asp

There's still a couple of them hanging about in gen chat. That's always been the problem with NO - there's not enough mods and they're not quick enough to ban people

If you want to get back from town on New Years Eve I'd start queuing for a taxi about 8:30pm. By this time you'll be skint and wont have time to queue at the bar for another before last orders anyway.

Fucking ruined his joke though! "Oh. Ok then. Bye." I think it was more to settle a pub argument of "So could a tranny get insurance from Sheila's Wheels" Although if they said no he could have gone lavender for a while and tried to sue I guess.

Oh... My... God... What that an impression of cringe-worthy friends dialog? (Cue canned laughter and "oooooooh")

It doesn't say it's a "muslim only" mortgage though, does it? I doubt you'd not be allowed on this scheme if you weren't a muslim or you'd have to prove you were before they'd accept you. A bit like some take aways will use halal meat, and airlines will serve kosher meals but it doesn't mean only muslims can eat there or BA are serving "jew only" food. Like Sheilas Wheels, a mate of mine rang up claiming to be a transsexual and asking if he'd be able to get his car insured to see what they would say, and they said anyone, male, female or tranny could get car insurance from them.

If buying pirate DVDs fund terrorism, you should download them instead and do your bit for the fight against evil.

Christians actually fared a lot better under Saddam than many religions, and there's a canny few christian churches over there and christians in government (Saddams foreign minister was christian, for example)

Yeah, but more people are getting it to put on ebay than play games on, which is probably why people are shooting each other - $$$