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Have you heard back from Steel Wheels about holding their sign yet?

Probably heard your opinion on Shola and just thought you were an old fashioned racist. They bathe in coal, you know.

There was this one time... No, it's gone.

I had problems with blue until I learned to saw blooo instead of blew. I'm awesome at syllable count (rocket speed every time) and utterly woeful at headcount, my mate who's got it is the exact opposite.

Yeah you do Southern Geordie and, as there doesn't seem to be a member #17, Gemmill.

I'm number 29, Robchester is 30 and Matt is 28.

Aye, had two beef ones the other day With alphabites

Jack Rabbit?

Exactly what I was thinking! I got told this as a true story, although I'd be more inclined to believe it's an urban legend, really. I'd love to think it happened though. Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, stop bloody clapping then!"

When was the last time you saw that sour faced trout Queen Liz look happy?

Maybe because they were filming in new york they thought they could just cast the sumo on the day.

http://aarising.com/forums/showthread.php?t=562

Yep, they'll find a way of filling it with epic intros, drawn out cutscenes and other bloatware, all of which will suck up money, time and manpower that could be used for actually making a decent game.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1711287 Where's part two dammit?

http://www.greatrun.org/onrunning/news_article.asp?id=3519 Deathwish!

Thanks. Aye, nice one

To be honest I do wash em at work and home. So so often at places like the match and grotty pubs tho

Peter Moore reckons 40% of 360 owners will be getting a Wii as well http://www.next-gen.biz/index.php?option=c...06&Itemid=2

Fuck that, after a piss? I dunno about you but my cock's clean as a whistle anyway and I some how manage not to piss on me hands. It's lasses who whinge about it an all. Moan in case they touch a door handle that's been touched by someone who touched their cock, but quite happily stuff a one in their gob. Where's the logic there?

But alter boys don't have... zzzZZZZAAARRGHHH!

A priest hooks a huge fish. Helping him reel it in, a sailor says "Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!" "Hey, mind your language!" says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, "Sorry father, but that's what this fish is called - it's a Fucker fish!" Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church. "Look at this huge fucker" says the priest, spotting the bishop. "Language please! This is Gods house," replies the bishop. "No, no - that's what this fish is called," says the priest. "Oh," says the bishop, scratching his chin "I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner". So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior. "Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?" he asks her. "My, what language!" she exclaims, clearly shocked. "No, sister that's what the fish is called - a fucker," says the bishop. Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, "wonderful, I'll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!" The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it. "Well, I caught the fucker!" says the priest. "And I cleaned the fucker!" says the bishop. "And I cooked the fucker!" says the mother superior. The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says " You know what?, You cunts are alright."

I've had "This train will be delayed, as the train in front has had a collision.... With a cow."

Stuff like this has the Daily Mail types hopping from foot to foot, because it's pitting the poster boy of the poor hard-done by motorist against the courts, who should, of course, be able to treat the accused with the iron fist they deserve without the criminal scum being able to worm out of it by using technicalities such as the law of the land. What to do, what to do....

Which is why I'd be a bit narced if I wanted to buy a PS3 and was being forced to shell out massively to early-adopt to blu-ray. Strangely my mate dug out a Jive Bunny LP in the othernight and put it on.