Wavey Davey

[leazes] Yes, we should have kept Carroll and then signed kaka, pele and George Best cos that's what clubs with ambition do. *sob!* Oh freddy! Why did you leave me?[/leazes]

I hope this cunt gets booed the length and breadth of europe. -Swerving off the road when he found out how insulting his sky-high wages were gonna be at arsenal -cheating and diving in almost every match I've seen him in. -Refusing to face the referee when he was about to get a card. -Cheating on his unbelievably hot missus with a munter and then this. What an arsehole. He needs a fucking good kicking.

This place is like a tea party compared to Skunkers, like.

1-1. We deserved more in the first half.

Gonna be tough.

Is there no awards ceremonies on? I could do with another running commentary in this thread.

Our cup final? Oh dear.

Very nice

Wahey! The youtube video got a comment from a maqckem with no sense of humour!

Again with Stevie's Man U. Love-in! I swear if you start referring to them as 'United'...

And also shes a hound. Look good before the placca surgery, but now? Nope, not even a little bit.

She should learn that N-n-n-nnnNo means N-n-n-nnn-n-NNo!

This again?

If people who weren't NUFC supporters asked me how I thought my seasons gone, after much umming and ahhing I'd have to simply describe it as 'weird'.

Sun FM's on in the office (I know I know..) and they were talking about us being fairweather, describing some people's decision to come forward about leaving as "something you wouldn't admit to." Over to you, Stevie...

Well one of us sounds 16 and is 33, and the other is 28 and looks 60, wonder which one I'd rather be. I really don't by the way, just the radio reception. The beard has gone so's I look about 12 now. I'm 29 by the way. And anyways, you said I was handsome! In an aged, weathered Sean Connery kind of way aye. Aye well, better looking like an international sex symbol than sounding like Declan Donnelly, eh?

Well one of us sounds 16 and is 33, and the other is 28 and looks 60, wonder which one I'd rather be. I really don't by the way, just the radio reception. The beard has gone so's I look about 12 now. I'm 29 by the way. And anyways, you said I was handsome!

" I went and had a drink before the match, which OBVIOUSLY I never do." I might have misheard that bit (shite reception) but aren't ye allwez pissed on here after the match?

Came across very well, stevie. Well done. You sound a lot younger than I had you for. You sound about 16!

It'll be like on the Simpsons when they edit the footage so stevie sounds like a deluded twat. "So, stevie you walked out." "Yes... We-should...Be ...In-in-in... the ...Champions league.... *drools*"

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I lost two followers t'other day. Which one of ye cunts dropped us?

I thought this was stevie talking about everton with an ossie ardilles accent.

Lawro stuck up for Barton on MOTD, and that tit hates us!

I called Piers Morgan an oily tick on twitter. Dead 'ard, me. But seriously, it's matches like this which proves that football is the best sport in the world. Howay the Lads.