Wavey Davey

I called Piers Morgan an oily tick on twitter. Dead 'ard, me. But seriously, it's matches like this which proves that football is the best sport in the world. Howay the Lads.

I can bet good money he didn't say this. And yes, I temprorarily took you off ignore to view this.

I can't stop watching this.

Leazes climbs into ivory tower shocker. Kevin, man stop quoting him. I've got him on ignore.

Howay lads, the fella just apologised. We're not skunkers, ferfuckssake. Try not to be a twat in the future, TM . Some good banter and you'll be just fine.

I doubt it. Talent is talent. I really hope he does, though. Can't stand the thought of smug liverpool fans reaping the benefits.

Oh, and I'm MrDavidLight. I talk all sorts of shite.

2narme. That's you, Mac! Cheers for the following. Ah'll follow ye in a tick.

Thanks! I know I am. Can't speak for everyone else, like.

He was already in training gear before he finished the medical. My paranoia increases.

Who and when without having to go back to the early/mid 80s? Eh? Why can't I go back to the 70's/80's? The vast majority of that shite happened then. Gordon Lee and McKeag are the worst culprits. McDonald, Beardsley, Gascoigne, McDermott and Waddle are prime examples of this sort of thing. Why should I limit my argument to suit you? Quick! Name a film directed by Stanley Kubrick in the last 20 years and you can't say Eyes Wide Shut.

Still think we need to calm down, like. I know it's shitty and it's something we all didn't want but better players have left in shitttier circumstances and life goes on, eh?

At Liverpoo's training ground? Yup. SSN constantly had it replaying.

The constant replay of Carroll striding accross to the training ground with a grin like a wanking chimp spoke volumes for me.

My views? FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFUUUUUUUFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Threads like these are always immense to read back on 6 month down the line. The mood swings like the ones when Shearer was appointed caretaker are amazing. I just want it on record 6 months down the line I was the level headed one.* *If he stays that is.

Nothing has happened yet.

NOTHING CONFIRMED!! Calm the fuck down everyone. I swear... If we're linked with someone it's all "Don't believe it. Never going to happen." When someone's rumoured to go he's already packed his bags and fucked off! Can everyone spare the eulogising 'till something actually happens? Christ almighty....

Nothing confirmed. Not gonna comment one way or another.

What I don't get was why bring us into it? Was there any need to bring us up at all?

I like the idea of deadline day but they're mostly disappointing.

The michael jackson interview was class. It was just Fry on a treadmill.

According to that goback website I was on, the-strawberry morphed gradually into Skunkers. Ugh. That's depressing. They used to be such a nice bunch as well...

For the benefit of those reading on a phone. Cheers, fist.

Where's that pic of the mackems celebrating our demise? That about sums it all up for me.