Wavey Davey

If he's been sacked Ashley will have to leave, he'll never get the fans back and it'll be no good him trying to appease things by bringing in Shearer because the fans don't want him, they want Kev. tbf we didn't want Keegan at the time before the appointment. Possibly, but you don't stab our IDOL in the back and get away with it. Aye, fair do's

If he's been sacked Ashley will have to leave, he'll never get the fans back and it'll be no good him trying to appease things by bringing in Shearer because the fans don't want him, they want Kev. tbf we didn't want Keegan at the time before the appointment.

I've gone numb.

I LOVE LAMP!

if it's gone this far on SSN than it seems so. Oh my fuck. fuck. FUCK!!! FUCK!!

Who the face of death David Craaaaig!

Shot in the arm?! Which country do you live in again?

SOMEONE FROM THE CLUB - FUCKING SAY SOMETHING!!

If it happens I would be furious. If it doesn't happen I will go eye-spinningly mental..... ...at the press, of course.

Ho bloody ho.

Believe it when i see it.

6 pages on SMB and counting. Nice to know we're so much in their minds.

EDIT: I'm overreacting. Calm down, Zebra. It's just that people are automatically believing the worst. I sincerely hope you are right. Its true that i have been told it tho. Oh, I believe you. Hope it's being blown out of all proportion.

EDIT: I'm overreacting. Calm down, Zebra. It's just that people are automatically believing the worst.

Right. Whatever. Wait and see, I guess.

This is Newcastle United, I'd just about believe anything ! Based on a Daily Mail Hatchet piece!!!!!????!!!

and you lot believe this!?

anybody read the Des Kelly article on Newcastle? Lovely lad. Up to his old tricks again.

Come on shola. Do the right thing and go.

I was sort of joking. Personally don't think we have even a slight chance. Spurs'll probably nick him, pay him too much and he's gone to Italy the following summer following desperate performances. Probably.

from skysports.com: Go geddim, Keegan!

Decent striker and a quality creative midfielder if possible, Mr. Ashley.

Not necessarily my favs but if I hear them I think of summer hols when I was at school (and college): Dr Dre - Still D.R.E. Edwyn Collins - Never met a girl like you Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness Len - Steal my Sunshine Bananarama - Cruel Summer Jamiroquai - Deeper underground Fleetwood mac - Everywhere Bill Withers - Lovely Day Mark Morrison - Return of the Mac Warren G - Regulate Snoop Dogg - G's and Hustla's Dilateed peoples -This Way David Gray - Babylon Barenaked Ladies - Shoebox Baby Bash - Suga Suga Goldfinger - Superman

Yay! Two extra players for the match on Sunda'!

Utter utter shite but it gave me a nice little buzz to think it were true: from Rivals Luca Modric and Pablo Aimar had both agreed terms with Newcastle United but both deals fell through due to a late bid from spurs for Modric and family commitments for Pablo. Shola Ameobi will join Ipswitch Town today after a long drawn out transfer saga. Kevin Keegan and Mr. Ashley are at loggerheads over Alan Smith. Mr. Ashley is ready to sell and cash in on Smith but Kevin wants to keep him, but expect the chairman to get his wishes and a move to either Everton or Sunderland within the next 48 hrs will happen. James Milner will sign for Aston Villa if the price is right, Kevin sees Milner as a good winger but will only be able to use him sparingly in the centre of midfield this season due to new players coming in and the amount of wide players already downstairs N'Zogbia, Duff, Gutierez and new additions. Mark Viduka will be offloaded in January along with Geremi. Fabricio Collocini will be unveiled as a Newcastle player by noon Saturday along with Erin Derdiyok (4.2m) Thiago Motta (loan + view to buy 7m) Arda Turan (18m +extras) . Kevin is also hoping to tie up deals for Warnock and Inler before August 31st. Blackburns management team are reluctant to sell but the player is unsettled and wants to move, Inlers price tag is a stumbling block but the sales of Ameobi, Smith and Milner will ease the finances. Mr. Ashley and his team believe the captures of Bassong, Gutierez, Guthrie, Collocini, Arda, Thiago, Derdiyok, Warnock and Inler ample enough to mount a serious challenge for a european position and good cup run. The delay for the transfer announcement is so the unveiling is a breathtaker, Mr. Ashley likes to make an impact and is going to make sure some belief is installed to the club again.;