Wavey Davey

They don't dream of Sunderland success they dream of Newcastle failure and they are all the same. You been on? Some lads calling for clemency but are lost in the absolute eye-spinning glee of the heathen horde.

Bit the bullet and went on SMB. Spunk everywhere.

Well said. Yes we're in the shite and I feel as bad as you lot but we're better than this. Gotta smile sometime. More like Fish, I say. Bloody animal kingdom, they always stick together.

From wiki: Gonna have to fuckin hurry then, marra.

Benni?

Well said. Yes we're in the shite and I feel as bad as you lot but we're better than this. Gotta smile sometime. More like Fish, I say.

Take a deep breath and let it out.... slooooowly.

Roaming around on skunkers has unearthed someone called 'Mr. Peanut' who thinks we're getting McCarthy as the next manager. *sigh*

Anybody read the Mail this morning? "Keegan's return was met with muted applause..." Christ almighty.

Stay Frosty?

Lad's got a point.

Have you noticed on documentaries some serial killers don't look like they could actually do such a thing? But a nonce always looks like a nonce.

Cheers for that, ya droopy faced twatbox.

You really are incredibly dense. I've told you a million times I look at you like a Charlton Athletic, I've got plenty reason to think that, I find your fans new arrogance hilarious, but deep down you know your place. I am exactly the same in the flesh mate, probably more diplomatic, but I would stand in front of you in a pub explaining how you're a nothing club, no problem at all. You would listen and laugh and go "yeah weww ah fink you might av a point theyah mite" Stevie, we have won more, we have a better team and better fans. You didnt even sell out your first home game of the season. Its like a mantra for you...we are a big club, we are a big club..but the fact is you are not. Fact is: Mancs Pool @rse Spurs Villa Everton Are all bigger clubs than the toon. The fact that you included your lot in there shows how clued-up you are. Calling us deluded?

"Eeeeeeeeet's aberybig disgrace." He said Sorry.

tbf This I feel is true. But they started it.

If he stayed and we finally won something.... Forget about it. Be writing every journalist, columnist and sports news channel going (once I'd regained my strength from drinking, shouting and wanking too much) I'd say: "Have it, you fuckers. CHOKE ON IT!"

ITK-ers. Nothing concrete.

Word going around that Wise to get the tin-tack* *sack

But Wise has been offered the manager's job... Stevie said so! 110% Just like Baines bastard. Was just gonna say that

shouldn't laugh.... .... So I won't.

I can see the headline: Anil Probe

Exactly. No one notices or cares. What you two said.

If I had the money I would go and get blind stinkin' fucked-up drunk.