Wavey Davey

and then when somebody else signs him it will be.... *A Club* to save Bartons Career. *A Club* heroically stepped in last night to save Joey Barton's career after he was cruelly sacked by Newcastle United etc etc The £5m rated midfielder etc... Club insiders said ''Ashley has no people skills and is only interested in numbers and profits and couldn't see joey needed help'' and loads more bollocks That's a big Woosh! for Tom. Check bobbyshinton's quote again, bonny laird!

Same old with Newcastle. Linked with player, gathers momentum then... nowt. EDIT: question already answered.

What, me personally? Don't think I can do that.

You're all just a bunch of DOS-sers!

Click here Then click on either the home or away shirt. Choose a size, then click 'personalise product' You'll see a scroll option with KEEGAN 7. click that and look for 2 Ta-daaaaa!!! (thanks to skunkers.net for pointing this out)

Done the Crash routine, get your own. byte me Done the byte thing too. Now zip it

Was Charles Harrison the one who was on Metro radio around early nineties? I liked his voice.

We have a winnah!

I hope they'll get the gig. Just a bit. Anyone else gonna byte?

Quite low, seeing as some (if not a combination of most) seem to happen every other game! Especially the 30-yard screamer from the midfield plodder who hasn't scored in 8 years. If this weren't Man U. I'd add: Previously shite journeyman goalkeeper plays out of his skin like never before.

Farm the TARDIS

What?

Have you ever considered a tattoo? Some in-joke I've missed?

Not being a man with much duckets to spare I don't get to the matches as often as I'd like (2 or 3 times a season at most) so I make do with listening to the radio commentaries if it's not on the tellybox. Do others do the same? Not keen on 5 Live. Patronising fuckers and they always seem to lean towards the team we're playing. Especially teams from London. Century radio's alreet but Bob Moncur gets on my tits with constant negativity and bias against certain players. If I could listen to one station it would be radio Newcastle. I say more often because it's either me radio's shite and playing up, i don't like putting radio stations on sky or the mackems are on. (don't they have their own station for this?) What about you lot?

Yesterday's action:

Loving the Sunderland fans trying to make the best out of this. 'Didn't get the service at Newcastle'

Anyone care to tell me which thread got Dan B and Torres banned? Might have passed me by.

Thank you, whoever did that

Mackems in talks with... Please be true!

I'm not sure there's much left you haven't said before now so I think you're safe. Have we ever had a banning on here? You seen Torres or Danny B around lately?

Appears to be blue bits in the new away section anarl. odd.

Be ower by now.

Where has Torres and Danny B gone by the way? Don't miss 'em, but their absence is noticable.

Right, back here at 11:55 for tears and panicking everyone! Bring your own tissues!