Wavey Davey

from skysports.com: Go geddim, Keegan!

Decent striker and a quality creative midfielder if possible, Mr. Ashley.

Not necessarily my favs but if I hear them I think of summer hols when I was at school (and college): Dr Dre - Still D.R.E. Edwyn Collins - Never met a girl like you Jimmy Eat World - Sweetness Len - Steal my Sunshine Bananarama - Cruel Summer Jamiroquai - Deeper underground Fleetwood mac - Everywhere Bill Withers - Lovely Day Mark Morrison - Return of the Mac Warren G - Regulate Snoop Dogg - G's and Hustla's Dilateed peoples -This Way David Gray - Babylon Barenaked Ladies - Shoebox Baby Bash - Suga Suga Goldfinger - Superman

Yay! Two extra players for the match on Sunda'!

Utter utter shite but it gave me a nice little buzz to think it were true: from Rivals Luca Modric and Pablo Aimar had both agreed terms with Newcastle United but both deals fell through due to a late bid from spurs for Modric and family commitments for Pablo. Shola Ameobi will join Ipswitch Town today after a long drawn out transfer saga. Kevin Keegan and Mr. Ashley are at loggerheads over Alan Smith. Mr. Ashley is ready to sell and cash in on Smith but Kevin wants to keep him, but expect the chairman to get his wishes and a move to either Everton or Sunderland within the next 48 hrs will happen. James Milner will sign for Aston Villa if the price is right, Kevin sees Milner as a good winger but will only be able to use him sparingly in the centre of midfield this season due to new players coming in and the amount of wide players already downstairs N'Zogbia, Duff, Gutierez and new additions. Mark Viduka will be offloaded in January along with Geremi. Fabricio Collocini will be unveiled as a Newcastle player by noon Saturday along with Erin Derdiyok (4.2m) Thiago Motta (loan + view to buy 7m) Arda Turan (18m +extras) . Kevin is also hoping to tie up deals for Warnock and Inler before August 31st. Blackburns management team are reluctant to sell but the player is unsettled and wants to move, Inlers price tag is a stumbling block but the sales of Ameobi, Smith and Milner will ease the finances. Mr. Ashley and his team believe the captures of Bassong, Gutierez, Guthrie, Collocini, Arda, Thiago, Derdiyok, Warnock and Inler ample enough to mount a serious challenge for a european position and good cup run. The delay for the transfer announcement is so the unveiling is a breathtaker, Mr. Ashley likes to make an impact and is going to make sure some belief is installed to the club again.;

and then when somebody else signs him it will be.... *A Club* to save Bartons Career. *A Club* heroically stepped in last night to save Joey Barton's career after he was cruelly sacked by Newcastle United etc etc The £5m rated midfielder etc... Club insiders said ''Ashley has no people skills and is only interested in numbers and profits and couldn't see joey needed help'' and loads more bollocks That's a big Woosh! for Tom. Check bobbyshinton's quote again, bonny laird!

Same old with Newcastle. Linked with player, gathers momentum then... nowt. EDIT: question already answered.

What, me personally? Don't think I can do that.

You're all just a bunch of DOS-sers!

Click here Then click on either the home or away shirt. Choose a size, then click 'personalise product' You'll see a scroll option with KEEGAN 7. click that and look for 2 Ta-daaaaa!!! (thanks to skunkers.net for pointing this out)

Done the Crash routine, get your own. byte me Done the byte thing too. Now zip it

Was Charles Harrison the one who was on Metro radio around early nineties? I liked his voice.

We have a winnah!

I hope they'll get the gig. Just a bit. Anyone else gonna byte?

Quite low, seeing as some (if not a combination of most) seem to happen every other game! Especially the 30-yard screamer from the midfield plodder who hasn't scored in 8 years. If this weren't Man U. I'd add: Previously shite journeyman goalkeeper plays out of his skin like never before.

Farm the TARDIS

What?

Have you ever considered a tattoo? Some in-joke I've missed?

Not being a man with much duckets to spare I don't get to the matches as often as I'd like (2 or 3 times a season at most) so I make do with listening to the radio commentaries if it's not on the tellybox. Do others do the same? Not keen on 5 Live. Patronising fuckers and they always seem to lean towards the team we're playing. Especially teams from London. Century radio's alreet but Bob Moncur gets on my tits with constant negativity and bias against certain players. If I could listen to one station it would be radio Newcastle. I say more often because it's either me radio's shite and playing up, i don't like putting radio stations on sky or the mackems are on. (don't they have their own station for this?) What about you lot?

Yesterday's action:

Loving the Sunderland fans trying to make the best out of this. 'Didn't get the service at Newcastle'

Anyone care to tell me which thread got Dan B and Torres banned? Might have passed me by.

Thank you, whoever did that

Mackems in talks with... Please be true!

I'm not sure there's much left you haven't said before now so I think you're safe. Have we ever had a banning on here? You seen Torres or Danny B around lately?